Me: leans sadly on pillar
Friend: Zooming by "Choose joy"
A small while later
Me: Sits down aggressively then puts head on desk
Friend: "Choose Joy"
After school
Me: Crying on the way to the parking lot
Friend: Walks up
Me: "I get it, Choose Joy."
Friend: "No I was going to say, do you need to talk."
Me: Cry's more and appreciates friend a whole Hecking lot
PIZZA PASTA PUT IT IN A BOX DE-LIV-ER IT TO MY HOUSE AND PUT IT ON MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK CHEESEY ON MY PENNY AND SOME SAUCE UP ON MY BALLS!
me and my friends sing this alot if you watch Mini Ladd you would know
"This is gay bullshit" Some highschooler
"The perfect murder weapon is a music stand" A kid from my band class
"Ohmwrecker is life" said my friend
“Rats, we’re rats, we’re the rats. We prey at night, we stalk at night, we’re the rats.”
“I’m the big rat that makes all of the rules”
“Let’s see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into”
"Whose bones are these?"
"Your bones. My bones. Bone's bones. Bone bone bone!"
(props to anyone who gets the reference)
This is something I've said,
"Only pussies wear helmets in the street."
"Ohmwrecker is life" said my friend
tell your friend i love them
"gay people. They're like wizards."
"Ohmwrecker is life" said my friend
tell your friend i love them
i will
"Let's try not to call the cops today, huh?"
"it's wasn't my fault his marijuana fell out of his pocket he chased me"
"I've decided to quit being human and become the Glow cloud, good day."
"All hail the glow cloud."
"I've decided to quit being human and become the Glow cloud, good day."
"All hail the glow cloud."
I like whoever said this
"The Lord Yeetith and the Lord Yoinkith away."
"He seems to be doing a lot of Yoinking nowadays."
"The Lord Yeetith and the Lord Yoinkith away."
"He seems to be doing a lot of Yoinking nowadays."
Yup
(My friend had a sticker on her chest)
Friend 1(without the sticker): What's this? points at sticker
Friend 2: looking down A boob
[after someone makes them angry]
"I'm gonna meet you at McDonald's and you won't be lovin' it!" as they do the intimidating fist movement thing.
"Alright, I'm Big Daddy Chungus, this is Smol Happy Chungus, this is Depressed Chungus-"
"And I'm Big tOE FUNGUS!!!"
"The perfect murder weapon is a music stand" A kid from my band class
As a band student, your friend is clearly an experienced serial killer
1: "mommy, your choice doesn't feel so good"
class: laughs
2: "why did everyone laugh"
1: "mommy, your choice doesn't feel so good"
class: laughs
2: "why did everyone laugh"
"mR sTArK i'M nOt fEeLIng sO gOOd"
Idk, that's the first thing I thought of
SAME FUCK
Person A: gets orange paint on fingers Ugh now I'm like an orange barney!
Person B: So you're Donald Trump…
"Tuba players must be really good at blowjobs."
"Yeet me, I'm straight."
"Hey my lovely faggots." (We were making fun of homophobic slurs, so no worries nobody was being offensive. Actually the "yeet me" was from that same convo.)
"The hills are aliiiive…"
"No they're dead inside like me."