forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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one of the boys in my class, staring out the window with dead eyes: I wanna be a tree,,,

"RUN ME OVER YOU COWARD!"

"RUN ME OVER YOU COWARD!"

(i've said that before while t-posing in the middle of the road)

me to my dad: you threw that bobby pin on the couch like it wronged you somehow.
my dad, defensively: no i didn't!
me: you threw that bobby pin like hera threw her newborn hephaestus out of olympus after realizing he was ugly.

me to my dad: you threw that bobby pin on the couch like it wronged you somehow.
my dad, defensively: no i didn't!
me: you threw that bobby pin like hera threw her newborn hephaestus out of olympus after realizing he was ugly.

Oooof

me to my dad: you threw that bobby pin on the couch like it wronged you somehow.
my dad, defensively: no i didn't!
me: you threw that bobby pin like hera threw her newborn hephaestus out of olympus after realizing he was ugly.

Oooof

after i said it i realized how iconic it was

My friends and I after seeing detective pikachu:
Me: So I still can't get over how when the reporter told Lucy to get a better fashion sense, and I'm sitting here, with my army boots, banana pants, and ice cream shop shirt, and you're telling her to get a better fashion sense?"

"i'm thinking about,,,,phat thor"
"i've honestly been thinking about him ever since rangarok"

"Graphic novels are just more socially acceptable comic books."

"Graphic novels are just more socially acceptable comic books."

Omg no no no no

"Hrnghhhh, I'm trying to sneak up on the humans and drag them out to sea, but the clapping of my waves keeps alerting them to my presence!"

"Toodleoo. Geronimo, even. Bombs away, if you will. It was a 'Ta-ta' sort of occasion."

"So, that means that SpongeBob is the product of an affair or adopted, right? Since round is recessive and we're attributing coloring to age…"

"I learned that students at carmel middle school t-pose on the lunchroom tables and screech vines at each other."

"that guy looks familiar. and vaguely like a rat"

"I'm going to smell like bath and body works whether you like it or not"

"honey
I don't look like a rat
I am a rat"

"Suckie Suckie for a quick buckie"

"It's salmon you uncultured swine!"

Me, in my room: "SOmebody once told me we're all gonna…um…DIEARONI"
Sommer in the back yard: "SHE AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHHHHHHHED!"

Me, in my room: "SOmebody once told me we're all gonna…um…DIEARONI"
Sommer in the back yard: "SHE AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHHHHHHHED!"

Beautiful

@OsamaBinLadder said this to me "Gimme the sharpies so we can get high"

"cumber cubes"

"I'm going to sniff this toxic jelly so I don't have to go to school tomorrow." (in science class)
They actually did get sick, but on the weekend and didn't miss any school. They didn't get super ill tho.