forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"Wave check!"
"Oh no you don't you little insert a string of curses here"

"Is cocane really that bad?" -Chemistry teacher

Oh, so at my friends' birthday party (they were twins) they came down the stairs to the basement, arm in arm, singing in helium-filled voices "Let It Grow" weakly and then they passed out for .5 seconds

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i hate it

"I will KILL you if you squeeze my milk!"

"Anyone have a marker? I want to change this from PETA to PEDO!"

"every day's tired day if you're sleep deprived!"

"I just accidentally touched a spider web and I am not okay."

"I just accidentally touched a spider web and I am not okay."

Mood…

My friends always make me go first into weird holes with spiderwebs cus I don't care lol

"Imagine ACOTAR but instead of masks, it's fursuits."
"Thanks, I fucking hate it."

Baker: Stands on table doing bird-like things
The Wolf: It's pelicanesis.

"Do you want me to ruin Endgame for you?"
-kid in my class that I'm now trying not to piss off because I don't want spoilers

"you're not a faggot!" begins to shriek "YOU'RE NOT A FAGGOT YOU'RE NOT A FAGGOT!" quickly turns into unintelligible shrieking

"FETCH ME ME FURDORA!"

"what if I put Orbeez in my brother?"
"People are like oranges because if you peel off the skin, they're juicy inside."

"Yeah but, if you die, no more deep-dish pizza."

"I just submitted my essay with the file still titled 'i'm gonna fail'." -Friend

Jack's Mom: Is pulled around on the prop cow
The Wolf: She never lets me ride it!
Me: That'swhatshesaid

Me: pokes crush with earring
Crush: doesnt move
Friend: So I was thinking, why do some people just-
Crush: STAB OTHERS WITH EARRINGS

"when was the last time you had blood?"

"The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away."

this is the funniest effing thing what the actual hell

Rapunzel's Prince: THE COW THAT'S DUMMY THICC!!

The Wolf: I'll teach you the true meaning of anal penetration….
The Wolf: Squeezes trigger of a drill at a crew member
2 weeks later
The Wolf: Talking in the wings
The Witch: If you don't stop talking, I will shove this staff up your ass.
The Wolf:…..so you'll teach me the true meaning of anal penetration?
The Witch: Sighs deeply and slaps him with her staff

"look it's hippie witch and scary witch"
(my friend addressing both another friend…and me)

"The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away."

this is the funniest effing thing what the actual hell

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