forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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@bubblegum

"Hello, brother." with malice
(context: I have a school family - mia's my mom and charlie's my brother, and we're constantly arguing over who's the better child.

@moss

(after my group proceded to ruin our poster on a war)
"Great, now our poster is just as chaotic as the war."
-me

"I'm done with Kushion!"
-my friend while playing the guitar

@bubblegum

(We are reading off stories to our ELA class.)
"So they got some chocolate, right. And then the police - oh wait no, wrong line"

@InstaOnly

(In case you wonder where a park came from, it's a school meetup thing.)
"Is he stuck in the slide or asleep in the slide?"
"Both."

@Jay-Marae-is-in-an-emotional-maze

Not something I heard- which I've heard LOTS of strange things in JR High- but something I saw.
One time my friend and I were walking in the halls before the first bell, and we notice a kid in our 1st hour just on the ground. Passed out. Sleeping. It actually looked like he had died suddenly and fallen on the ground, so we thought it was hilarious but also slightly worrying. Anyways, he made it to class and promptly fell asleep on his desk again.

@CharBar

“Bruh, why does Abraham Lincoln look like he just got yelled at by his wife and gotta sleep on the couch tonight though?”

@Pickles group

"After thorough research, I have concluded that Jeff Bridges only knows how to make one face"
But guys if you look him up and go to images they're all of him making the same face

@gracehustle

GUYS, MY HISTORY TEACHER JUST STARTED PLAYING A FORTNITE VIDEO IN CLASS, AND STARTED TALKING ABOUT SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
XDXDXD

@PuffPoff

Friend #1: Hey dare me to jump out of the second floor window during third block.
Friend #2: Okay I will.
[during third block]
Friend #2: Hey I dare you-
Teacher: No one is jumping out the window.