Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Also, one time someone ran around the PE area with a hoodie pulled closed (so that you could only see their nose), waving the strings, and yelling "I can smell you with my tentacles (pronounced tent-a-kales).

@GameMaster

jared I swear to god THE F*CKING WATERMELON GOES IN THE COMPOST YOU IDIOT

@Pickles

~~I know a Jared and that is something that has definitely been said to him at some point~~

@bubblegum

spits water on friend playing pokemon go
"Magikarp used splash"

@ember-chan-will-never-forget-you

SS Teacher: "So now we kill all the smart and rich people!"
Kid: "I'm lovin' it more than McDonalds!"
~~thanks i hate it~~

@ElderGodSwimwithGamers

"Zanpakutō's don't have minds of their own! This is invalid!"
"IT'S A FECKING AU, THEY CAN HAVE MINDS OF THEIR OWN IF I WANT THEM TO!"
Insert hysterically shouting Bleach quotes

@Relsey-TheElder

"Who else is it going to go to, is Chlorine just holding an electron out on a leash like a 5 year old at the park!"

@V01DtheFae

PIZZA PASTA PUT IT IN A BOX DE-LIV-ER IT TO MY HOUSE AND PUT IT ON MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK CHEESEY ON MY PENNY AND SOME SAUCE UP ON MY BALLS!

@ElderGodSwimwithGamers

Person 1: Grabs Chromebook
Person 2: holds on to Chromebook
P2: Do you seriously want to have hand sex?
P1: Holds index finger out.
P2: Makes a hole with fingers and puts it in
P1: Tries to take their finger out.
P2: Grabs finger
P1: Manages to get finger back.
P1: That's what your's would actually do. clenches hand in fist
P2: Nods.

@Moxie

"Do you think people are too scared of bees?"

@V01DtheFae

"Do you think people are too scared of bees?"

my nephew is terrified of them he SCREAMS when he sees them

@bubblegum

I love bees

@V01DtheFae

i don't mind them

@ember-chan-will-never-forget-you

"I had vegan lettuce yesterday."

@hollow-boned

what an icon

@GameMaster

“I think the English teacher is a communist.”

@Relsey-TheElder

"You know I think every one wants to come to my classroom because I have such an inviting personality."

@Kanaroli

"I'm ready to just spray the entire school with Liquid Ass"

@ember-chan-will-never-forget-you

"My jeans are heterozygous, I fucking want to die-gous!"

@V01DtheFae

"that's an oof"

@Yamatsu

"After you point a gun at someone, you cross the line from Eminent Domain to just being a dick."
– Me, to my friend when we were discussing politics and such.

@Pickles