forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY CARBOHYDRATES"
"I'm a dragon hoarding carbs, what can I say"
"Listen, I'll make you a deal. Hand me the bread. And I'll let you live."

"I'm trying a new thing called pretending to have my shit together"

"McDonald's! McDonald's!"
"Nonsense, we don't need that to summon the dead"

"She tried to summon a cornbread demon last night and now she's baking strudel."

"MY LIFE IS BEING HELD TOGETHER BY FOUR STRAGETICLY PLACED PIECES OF SCOTCH TAPE!"

"MY LIFE IS BEING HELD TOGETHER BY FOUR STRAGETICLY PLACED PIECES OF SCOTCH TAPE!"

i relate to this

"MY LIFE IS BEING HELD TOGETHER BY FOUR STRAGETICLY PLACED PIECES OF SCOTCH TAPE!"

i relate to this

me, but half of the pieces are peeling off.

"aw. plaintains. They're like half price bananas"

"Caw Caw Motherfuckers."

"Caw Caw Motherfuckers."

My homestuck mind read that in a Davesprite voice…

"YOUR FACTS AND LOGIC ARE BULLSHIT JAMES"

coming around the corner
C A T F I S H

Me, very loudly: so then, we TAKE THE CHOCOLATE AND BOOK IT OUT OF THE WALGREENS, DODGING THE POLICE AND HOPPING IN THE GETAWAY LEXUS
the entire class: looks up in fear and confusion

"I'm just tired.
Tired of these bitches."

Friend: runs into something
Me: SHE TOUCHED THE BUTT

"Teachers rule the world? I BEG TO DIFFER! COMMUNISM rules the world!"

"Teachers rule the world? I BEG TO DIFFER! COMMUNISM rules the world!"

Big mood

COMRADE

"It's like a banana. But for your feet."

Holds bright yellow croc to ear "I can hear the ocean"

(context: we were sitting in math: kane, anthony, maria, lola, P.J, and I. we were telling jokes because we all hate math, and this was one of them. All of us were dying laughing when lola told it, even though its kind of stupid)

Lola: So the loggers go into the forest to cut down the trees, right. But they want to tease the trees before they cut them down, so they say, "Run forrest, run!" But the trees can't run!
Me: (hyperventalating) no, it's funny because the trees can't walk
Kane: rolling on the ground laughing
Anthony: How is that funny? Why am I laughing?
P.J: making dying crow noises
Maria: That's…Eimy's… Joke…(laughs)

So stupid…but so funny.

Bio teacher: Now, with every batch of offspring-
Bio teacher blushes.
Bio teacher: T-that's not right…

“There’s a stray cat bringing dead animals to my front door. So now I’ve started bring dead things to his front door. I’m in a competition.”

But if he's a stray, where's his door?

But if he's a stray, where's his door?

I don’t know, I wasn’t the person who said it.

I figured, I'm just really confused now

I just remembered this happened today-
Kid known to be lactose intolerant: Starts eating a 3rd pack of those cheese stick snack things
Kid2: "CHILD, how are you still eating CHEESE"