forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"No no no! Your playing is blue! It needs to be purple!! Purple!!"

piling coats onto me threatiningly Oh? Are you toasty yet?
Me: someone murder me.

"I'm too young to die again!"

"It literally sounds like a da wae cult in there."

(Tbh it's getting annoying that you two, ember and mezzo, are constantly quoting each others posts and talking about things that aren't related to the thing at hand. Idk if it's just me or anyone else but….)

(Thanks for pointing it out, it's extremely annoying. Try to lay off of it, Ember and Mezzo, I've told you repeatedly to stop. Sorry for quoting an issue from last page but it irked me. ^-^)

(Tbh it's getting annoying that you two, ember and mezzo, are constantly quoting each others posts and talking about things that aren't related to the thing at hand. Idk if it's just me or anyone else but….)

(Thanks for pointing it out, it's extremely annoying. Try to lay off of it, Ember and Mezzo, I've told you repeatedly to stop. Sorry for quoting an issue from last page but it irked me. ^-^)

Y'all constantly complaining about it is annoying. You've made your point. You're being a bigger bother than they ever were.

^^^

But they were doing it repeatedly, and I've told them to stop repeatedly. And this is my thread.

I know bringing it back up was bad. That's why I apologized and explained my reasoning. You don't have to be an asshole about it.

"What do you call a group of dead inside techies when no one is listening? A murder."

"Whenever I open my mouth, awkwardness just falls out." –My band director, also owner of the totally original "I meant to do that" after she trips on her stand or drops her baton.

^my band director accidentally throws her baton at least twice a week lol. Must come with the territory

My theatre director either throws down or loses her glasses every week.

I love art directors, they are so wonderful.

Crew Member: Takes a bite of 4 chicken tenders stacked together at once
Ensemble Girl #1: Wow, I didn't think you'd be able to fit that in your mouth!
The Wolf: Fake coughs
The Wolf: That'swhatshesaid
Stage Manager: Disappointment

"You've never sucked on a bullion cube!??!?!?!"

"I cant smell all."

"Are you breadest?"
"No, I eat all bread equally"

"Are you breadest?"
"No, I eat all bread equally"

That sounds like an inside joke my friends and I have, except instead of breadest it’s riceist

"Remember that time in seventh grade when we blew up a plant"

“I’m not EATING the BEADS I’m BEING a NINJA!” -Something I heard that probably might have made a bit more sense with context

"Hear me out, it's not a cult"

"Hear me out, it's not a cult"

Band.

"I beat Xander in a fight, I can kill anyone in your honor!" – Me, after defeating someone at rock paper scissors.

"Kobe is for distance and accuracy.
Yeet is for speed and strength.
Tea is intelligence.
Wig is for charisma."

"Is she just going to choke you by your hoodie until you tell her about she-ra season 2?" -my friend's girlfriend to my friend