forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"I've never been so glad to see a piece of plastic sink."

(holy h*ck why does that sound like something @lemondad would say?)

it was @alto1522

ohhh okay

"Nightcore sucks."
"I love Nightcore! It brings all of my songs into my key!"
"Just listen to female singers!"
"But I like listening to deep, resonating male voices! It makes my loins shiver!!"

"Let me eat a frog in peace."

concern intensifies

concern intensifies

I have a bag of gummy frogs and such, I let all my friends have some.

concern intensifies

I have a bag of gummy frogs and such, I let all my friends have some.

oh good that makes sense

"Six nipples, that's overkill."

"My bedroom smells like a vagina"

"Soviet, get in your crate."
thanks, leo {again}

why is leo like this i had to sit next to him for science for a while and he's… interesting??

ummmm
also he said "It's the soviet onion."
mr. Harnew said "Double bread and meat. Thank you Kim Jong Il for a hamburger."

what the hell i'm glad i don't have harnew but like i want to witness this at the same time??

we're about to watch a video of people fake crying for one of the Kim Jong's

send help

can't olsen has a sub so i can't leave IM SORRY STARR

i think i'll survive _{i'm giving myself false hope}

I think we need to get back on topic

"Where's the mike tape?"
Points to Cinderella's Prince
"He ate it."
"Okay."

"STOP DRAGGING EACHOTHER ACROSS THE STAGE!"

"SOMEONE GET THE DAMN MIC TAPE OFF OF THE DOG!"
(i actually think this kid might have been a college student but like it was the summer so let's say he just finished high school and isn't technically a college student yet)

"Everyone's favorite sport: PICKLE BALL!"

when musical kids have invaded the band room
Person 1, a percussionist: don't touch my instruments
Person 2, touching the instruments: yeah, don't touch the instruments the band kids will fuck you up
Person 3, blatantly touching all the instruments to piss off Person 1: bitch I am a band kid
Person 2: Oh you are?
Person 2: will you fuck me up?
Person 3: uncomfortable laughing

"IS IT MITOSIS OR MIOSIS THOUGH?!"

"Every class is a drama class in Middle School." -My Middle School Sibling

Well they're not wrong