forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"Women like smart guys."
"That's because they're rich."
My teacher and a student arguing about who women like most.

"PINK IS NOT A COLOR GODDAMNIT!"

"EVERYONE HAD BALLS, THEY HAVE EYEBALLS!"

"A clock is right twice a day."
Student raises hand
"Yes?"
"I think that's two times more than you are, Mrs. -insert teacher's name here-.

"Wait wait wait, you brought a Casio Into my, Texas Instruments Classroom! No Extra credit for YOU!"-Chem. Teacher

"Is God just an edgy teenager that someone accidentally gave a "make your own universe" kit?"
~Some guy on the internet, 2019

"Is God just an edgy teenager that someone accidentally gave a "make your own universe" kit?"
~Some guy on the internet, 2019

Duuuude I love Solar Sands

“Kermit is in my locker”

“Why is there lettuce in my bag?”

“Is that an avocado?” gestures to mango

“God is like thanos but.. worse”

"Thanos is basically Stalin, they both just wanted a better world, but killed a lot of people."

• Some kid at a forensics competition

"I drink to forget my troubles."

• Me, looking my friend dead in the eyes and taking a shot of pixie stix

"Every religion is a cover-up for the real god: Keanu Reeves."

"you get a public execution! you get a public execution! everyone gets a public execution!"

"Straight people glitter is just sand."

"He poured glitter on himself and started resighting all of Edward Cullen's lines."

whispering
skater bois are hot

"I've never been so glad to see a piece of plastic sink."

"I've never been so glad to see a piece of plastic sink."

(holy h*ck why does that sound like something @lemondad would say?)

"Kill the Fortnite players. PUBLIC EXECUTION-"

"So that's what the pregnant looks like!"

“So does that mean equilateral triangles aren’t really triangles?”

Goes on a fifteen min rant than sits down quietly. I'm going to take a nap.

"Relsey! I have a crush on a freshmen, What is WRONG with me!"

"I've never been so glad to see a piece of plastic sink."

(holy h*ck why does that sound like something @lemondad would say?)

it was @alto1522

"Hey, ninja Starr!"
thanks, Leo