forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"How do you pee in that?"

"it smells like dead people"

T:Teach KN:Kids name( not creative sorry) OK:Other Kid C:Class
T:"Now (kids name), can you tell me if he hit or missed your battle ship?"
We were playing Battleship and other board games in class and the kid was suspected for lying if he got hit or not so he could win
KN:"Hit or miss…"
OK:"I guess they never miss"
C:"HUH?!"
cue the class singing hit or miss

"Does your back and butt connect?"

• my friend at lunch

"What grade are we in again?"

Similarly,
"Wait are we gonna be juniors next year?"
-me, genuinely confused

Me–
"Oh shit, am I graduating soon?"

"What? A hemacide?"
"NO SOMMER! A PANCAKE!"

“‘Book repair.’ Is there something in here that can give Twilight a plot?”
(No offense if you like twilight)

"I like to eat children, don't you?"-my brother
"You little cheese stick, I will eat your family!"- also my brother, to my friend

“Paw Patrol is as dead as my hopes and dreams” ~someone from theatre

one of the leads in the musical we're doing lays down on his back looking at his phone
"Jimmy is DeAd" -whispered from a few feet away (Jimmy is his character so we call him that because we don't know his name)
One of the other leads always wears the same sweatshirt flannel thing and we don't know his name either, so we call him Sweatshirt
"Look Sweatshirt took it off."
"Oh oof he did" dramatically waves

"My favorite Greek god is Arthritis. I love that guy." -Baseball Dude.

Ah, yes. The Ancient Greek Gods; Arthritis, Apoplexy, Donny, Dr. Zaius, Fro, Uncle Fester, Heck, Aquaman, and Kratos!
(Bonus points if you can match them all to their real-world equivalents!)

"I'M LOST IN DISNEYLAND AND I'M ARMED WITH NOTHING BUT A CHURRO"

"AH, I got grass in my braces again, shit."

"I didn't lose it. I just hid it so well I hid it from myself."

"I'M LOST IN DISNEYLAND AND I'M ARMED WITH NOTHING BUT A CHURRO"

I absolutely love this

"people don't think it be like it be, but it do" "it really do be like that sometimes" "facts"

"I'M LOST IN DISNEYLAND AND I'M ARMED WITH NOTHING BUT A CHURRO"

I absolutely love this

That's a quote from me, earlier today actually. I couldn't find my parents because they were buying food and I had a churro.

"I know who Jesus is. It's my math teacher."

“I’m not a serial killer!
…That you know of”

~my friend

Kid: "Raise your hand if you've had collusions with the mafia!"
Me: raises hand

"ALL IDEAS ARE GOOD IDEAS EXCEPT FOR THE BAD ONES"Quote the kid who's really short and going to attempt a slam dunk