forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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My teacher said this during a cells Kahoot
"I swear, if you guys pick Cell Home instead the correct answer, which I know you know, I'm gonna throw a nucleus at someone" takes the nucleus' out of the plant and animal cell models

kahooooooooooot

"I'm gonna kashoot someone if I don't win this kahoot"
-Kid in my Spanish class

"I may not be able to see since Redacted took my glasses, but I can see THAT YOU'RE A SHADY BITCH WHOS CHEATING ON KAHOOT."

"I'm gonna kashoot someone if I don't win this kahoot"
-Kid in my Spanish class

I named myself 'kashoot myself' one time and my teacher didn't even delete it

Not a quote, but a bunch of percussion kids were playing frisbee with a drum head today.

Not a quote, but a bunch of percussion kids were playing frisbee with a drum head today.

sounds like band class, tbh

"I'm gonna kashoot someone if I don't win this kahoot"
-Kid in my Spanish class

I named myself 'kashoot myself' one time and my teacher didn't even delete it

And kahoot didn’t change it? Kahoot thinks “spooky” and “let it snow” are bad/inappropriate words!

"I'm gonna kashoot someone if I don't win this kahoot"
-Kid in my Spanish class

I named myself 'kashoot myself' one time and my teacher didn't even delete it

And kahoot didn’t change it? Kahoot thinks “spooky” and “let it snow” are bad/inappropriate words!

I spaced it out

One of my public schooled friends:
runs up to a potted plant WATER THOOOOOSSSEEEEE

One of my public schooled friends:
runs up to a potted plant WATER THOOOOOSSSEEEEE

Oh my god this is my favourite thing

One person in my biology class just danced with our skeleton, Shim, because we have a substitute.
Sub: "How do you know it's a girl?"
Him: "…"

One person in my biology class just danced with our skeleton, Shim, because we have a substitute.
Sub: "How do you know it's a girl?"
Him: "…"

Whispers
Gay skeletons?

One person in my biology class just danced with our skeleton, Shim, because we have a substitute.
Sub: "How do you know it's a girl?"
Him: "…"

Whispers
Gay skeletons?

_maybe

One person in my biology class just danced with our skeleton, Shim, because we have a substitute.
Sub: "How do you know it's a girl?"
Him: "…"

Whispers
Gay skeletons?

_maybe

Perfect

"I'm gonna kashoot someone if I don't win this kahoot"
-Kid in my Spanish class

I named myself 'kashoot myself' one time and my teacher didn't even delete it

This was a conversation two years ago in my math class but I don't remember it exactly so I'm just gonna paraphrase.
Teacher: who is "dank meme"? You must delete this is it inappropriate? What does dank mean? It sounds like a drug?
Student: well… The definition of dank is… Reads dictionary definition
Other student (the one who named himself dank meme): trying to describe what dank means and failing
The rest of the class: laughing our butts off but trying not to show it

"I'm gonna kashoot someone if I don't win this kahoot"
-Kid in my Spanish class

I named myself 'kashoot myself' one time and my teacher didn't even delete it

This was a conversation two years ago in my math class but I don't remember it exactly so I'm just gonna paraphrase.
Teacher: who is "dank meme"? You must delete this is it inappropriate? What does dank mean? It sounds like a drug?
Student: well… The definition of dank is… Reads dictionary definition
Other student (the one who named himself dank meme): trying to describe what dank means and failing
The rest of the class: laughing our butts off but trying not to show it

I once named myself a bunch of dark puns and no one noticed.

"I'm gonna kashoot someone if I don't win this kahoot"
-Kid in my Spanish class

I named myself 'kashoot myself' one time and my teacher didn't even delete it

This was a conversation two years ago in my math class but I don't remember it exactly so I'm just gonna paraphrase.
Teacher: who is "dank meme"? You must delete this is it inappropriate? What does dank mean? It sounds like a drug?
Student: well… The definition of dank is… Reads dictionary definition
Other student (the one who named himself dank meme): trying to describe what dank means and failing
The rest of the class: laughing our butts off but trying not to show it

I once named myself a bunch of dark puns and no one noticed.

Once i was number one in kahoot and i got the last question wrong and i angrily screamed "I'M GOING TO KASHOOT MYSELF" and i kid you not my entire class plus my teacher started dying

"I'm gonna kashoot someone if I don't win this kahoot"
-Kid in my Spanish class

I named myself 'kashoot myself' one time and my teacher didn't even delete it

This was a conversation two years ago in my math class but I don't remember it exactly so I'm just gonna paraphrase.
Teacher: who is "dank meme"? You must delete this is it inappropriate? What does dank mean? It sounds like a drug?
Student: well… The definition of dank is… Reads dictionary definition
Other student (the one who named himself dank meme): trying to describe what dank means and failing
The rest of the class: laughing our butts off but trying not to show it

I once named myself a bunch of dark puns and no one noticed.

Once i was number one in kahoot and i got the last question wrong and i angrily screamed "I'M GOING TO KASHOOT MYSELF" and i kid you not my entire class plus my teacher started dying

Once, I won Kahoot and yelled "BOOM! I AM FULL OF FRICKIN' MAGIC RIGHT NOW!"

I literally once named myself Fortnite Dances In Depressed
No one knew who I was till I won and started to badly fortnite dance

i almost always win kahoot

I always try and then give up and do something else on my computer

I don't even know what Kahoot is

I didn't know until halfway through eighth grade so I feel ya. It's a review game that some teachers use and it gets very intense and has some great music that's actually really annoying