(We’re doing Peter Pan and the girl who plays Peter (yes a girl) isn’t here so our director is playing Peter in her place)
Captain Hook: I’ll do anything you ask!
Director (as Peter): Anything? Well, if you say you’re a codfish
Everyone: gasps
Hook (really quietly): I’macodfish
Director (as Peter): Louder
Everyone: gasps louder
Director (stops the scene for a moment): That was the line! The line was “louder!”
Baby sister: doing some sort of dance while pointing at me
"YOU'RE UNCLE RICHIE! YOU'RE UNCLE RICHIE! YOU'RE UNCLE RICHIE!"
(Believe it or not, I am a girl and my name isn't "Uncle Richie". I know. Shocking.)
Me: Dang, dang, digity, dang, dang, dang!
My friend, joinging me: Dang, dang, digity, dang, dang, dang!
My other friend: Dang, dang, digity, dang, dang, dang!
Baby sister: doing some sort of dance while pointing at me
"YOU'RE UNCLE RICHIE! YOU'RE UNCLE RICHIE! YOU'RE UNCLE RICHIE!"
(Believe it or not, I am a girl and my name isn't "Uncle Richie". I know. Shocking.)
That's nice, but I'd like to remind you that this thread is for people who are in High school or college. Hell, even middle school. But neither of you… are.
So…
Baby sister: doing some sort of dance while pointing at me
"YOU'RE UNCLE RICHIE! YOU'RE UNCLE RICHIE! YOU'RE UNCLE RICHIE!"
(Believe it or not, I am a girl and my name isn't "Uncle Richie". I know. Shocking.)
Uncle Rick?????
Baby sister: doing some sort of dance while pointing at me
"YOU'RE UNCLE RICHIE! YOU'RE UNCLE RICHIE! YOU'RE UNCLE RICHIE!"
(Believe it or not, I am a girl and my name isn't "Uncle Richie". I know. Shocking.)
Uncle Rick?????
XD
(This isn’t a middle/high school student but:)
talking about ASoUE
Mom: My fist is a series of unfortunate events to your face
Dad: What about “your face is a series of unfortunate events”?
"I am about to kill a kid."
"I VOLUNTEER!"
(This isn’t a middle/high school student but:)
talking about ASoUE
Mom: My fist is a series of unfortunate events to your face
Dad: What about “your face is a series of unfortunate events”?
I vote it counts because I've had similar conversations with my friends
"Me, eating a blueberry muffin? What the hell is wrong with you? I'm an asshole, not a complete psychopath."
"Wait if he goes by himself he can't have a romantic time and if he goes with his kids he can't have a romantic time what do I do? Wait… WE'RE NOT GOING HERE WE'RE GOING SOMEWHERE ELSE. AUSTRALIA. No romantic time." (pls don't think this was me I would never say that out loud)
"Wait if he goes by himself he can't have a romantic time and if he goes with his kids he can't have a romantic time what do I do? Wait… WE'RE NOT GOING HERE WE'RE GOING SOMEWHERE ELSE. AUSTRALIA. No romantic time." (pls don't think this was me I would never say that out loud)
literally Marinette talking about Adrien
Person 1: examines bag of chips while squinting Does this have hazel nuts in it? Guess we'll find out eats a handful of chips
Person 2: turns around Allergies are your body trying to kill yourself before the food does whispers which it won't turns back around to continues talking to friends
"Wait where's everyone else?" Peeks around curtain "So thaat's where we were supposed to go when they told us to go to the auditorium."
standing in a circle swaying side to side while one person spins in the middle and chanting yee-haw yee-haw yee-haw yee-haw
standing in a circle swaying side to side while one person spins in the middle and chanting yee-haw yee-haw yee-haw yee-haw
excuse me that this is literally my highschool wtf
Hold on I gotta get my steps in
Yeets Fitbit down the steps
Hold on I gotta get my steps in
Yeets Fitbit down the steps
mood
Birds chirp outside
"Oh my god I haven't seen a bird in like five years." -Happened five minutes ago. This is suburban New England. Birds are everywhere.
Teacher: "You need to beat the mouse in this game!" Referring to computer mouse
This dude: "Mouses are only pregnant for like, nine to twelve days." -Happened 30 seconds ago.
"stop making a larger molehill out of a smaller molehill"
Kid: Runs up to me while I'm getting stuff for Spanish Oh hey! You're dead (pause) inside!
Me: Wha-
Kid: Runs off
Me: ??? Left in confusion
oof
"give me the summer sausage, thot"
"bitch no it's mine"
"Is being left-handed an ethnicity?"
"Is being left-handed an ethnicity?"
Oh my gosh I'm left handed and I literally died at this.