forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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Trumpet: I do all my own stunts! whispers just not on purpose…

Baker: Whoever kicked him in the balls; I approve.

me: [person], you know more about brendon urie than i do, did i get the drawing of his hair right?
person: looks at drawing yes. yes, you got the shwoop just right
me: okay cool

same person: talking to another person…handshake.
me: i learned the twenty one pilots handshake
person: NO WAY. Right here, right now
us: do the handshake
class: silence
person 2: did i just witness a cult meeting?
us, simultaneously: yes

"Into the woods to join a cult!"

"Step your standards up, at least go for someone British!"
"DAISY RIDLEY!"
"Good!"

"TRAPPED IN an ISLAND with JOSH HUTCHERSON!"

Me: Is listening to a lecture in class about the difference betwen misdemonars and felonies. I write down some things. Okay, so I need to do these things not to get cuaght I was muttering.
My friend; Looks over, not even batting an eye at my notes. You spelled manslaughter wrong.

quoting vines
Kid1: Listen up you better buckle down and get your work done or you're going to end up at mcdonalds
Kid2- wAiT wE gOiN tO mCdOnAlDs If i DonT dO mY wOrK
Kid3: you can't mcfreakin do that to the mcfreakin turtles you mickfricken idiots

can i get some napkins
we don't sell napkins
my bad can i get some MCNAPKINS

(Learning bowling in gym)(it was something like this)
Teacher: Where do we want to throw the ball?
Student: At out friend
Teacher: The middle pin, so you can get a strike
Student: I still say throw it at your friend

me: [person], you know more about brendon urie than i do, did i get the drawing of his hair right?
person: looks at drawing yes. yes, you got the shwoop just right
me: okay cool

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same person: talking to another person…handshake.
me: i learned the twenty one pilots handshake
person: NO WAY. Right here, right now
us: do the handshake
class: silence
person 2: did i just witness a cult meeting?
us, simultaneously: yes

stanning

"I was playing drums with the pencils and I cut my wrist"
sometimes I worry about my friend's sanity

In a circle, doing squats with our arms linked
"squat squad squat squad sQUAT SQUAD SQUAT SQUAD"

^^^say that 5 times fast

I tried, I ended up saying squat very weirdly

Lmao

I forgot to put it in there that we were chanting

If you ever wondered just how sheltered my family is, my little brother just told my mom that my sister was watching something bad on YouTube, as in something with bad words in it. So my mom walked over to see what she was watching, and sure enough, we hear the baddest of bad words to ever bad:
“Oh my g*d”.
…That’s it. He was freaking out because someone didn’t use “gosh”…

If you ever wondered just how sheltered my family is, my little brother just told my mom that my sister was watching something bad on YouTube, as in something with bad words in it. So my mom walked over to see what she was watching, and sure enough, we hear the baddest of bad words to ever bad:
“Oh my g*d”.
…That’s it. He was freaking out because someone didn’t use “gosh”…

_{wowie, wouldn't want him watching what i watch, considering there's entire compilations of dan cursing and dan & phil innuendos…}

If you ever wondered just how sheltered my family is, my little brother just told my mom that my sister was watching something bad on YouTube, as in something with bad words in it. So my mom walked over to see what she was watching, and sure enough, we hear the baddest of bad words to ever bad:
“Oh my g*d”.
…That’s it. He was freaking out because someone didn’t use “gosh”…

Wow that is really bad compared to my family, where we were just watching John Mulaney shows together

"I STEPPED INTO MY WOOOOOOOOOOOOORM!" Followed by panicked screeching.

whispers "So, I got the chicken nuggets."

Some random freshman: I jerked off in a cardboard box.
I was playing SSB4 so I was internally panicked and I almost died…

Our first year we had an intruder on campus drill and my class was in the band room. This being a new school for most of us, we had no idea what we were supposed to do, since most hand't been in a band room during this kind of drill. So, naturally, we just kind of stood there, some kids got under chairs and some tables, trying to hide and whatnot, but then the band teacher came out of the office and noticed that the vast majority of students were just standing around like a bunch of useless paperclips. He litterally smacked the whiteboard and yelled "What do you think you're doing? Do you want to get shot? Hide! Act like you've done this before!" And everyone started to find places to hide in the class. And trust me when I tell you that if you give a bunch of freshmen students a huge bandroom with dozens of cabinets and crawl spaces that will make themselves g o n e. Within a matter of minutes, our entire class had hidden themselves in the trombone cabinets, the stand carts, the low woodwind cubbies, and in every possible dark corner that may or may not be portals to dark dimensions. There were two juniors in our class at that time who both played the trombone, and instead of hiding they both stood on either side of the band door holding their instruments. A kid who played the flute and was hiding inside of the percussion cart asked them why they weren't hiding and one of them just looked her dead in the eye and said "Since neither of us have any regard for our lives, if the intruder comes in her we have been instructed to beat them to a pulp with our instruments." And like half of the class started to laugh, but the girl in the percussion cabinet just kinda looked at them concerned before proceeding to lock herself in the cart.

We had an actual dude with a gun and a knife on campus when I was in first grade…
Kids were on the playground when he walked in

"Pens don't belong on plates daNIEL!" Throws pen

"I SWEAR TO WATERBOY THAT POP TARTS ARE REALLY JUST FANCY RAVIOLI"

bc you didn't post it first @alto1522

"Don't trust Mark (Name changed for the person's privacy) with a nerd sword, he'll mess some people up"
-heard in my English class today