forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"Is being left-handed an ethnicity?"

Oh my gosh I'm left handed and I literally died at this.

_{"why am i left handed?" "everyone makes mistakes."}

Noah
8:42 PM (14 minutes ago)
to Ary

MY FOOT FELL ASLEEP…

Ary Baby
8:44 PM (12 minutes ago)
to me

Imagine gee crawling around your floor at 3:27am singing the jaws theme song

Sent from my iPhone

Noah
8:44 PM (12 minutes ago)
to Ary

good gods.

Ary Baby
8:45 PM (10 minutes ago)
Lol Sent from my iPhone

Noah
8:47 PM (8 minutes ago)
thats scary

Ary Baby
8:49 PM (6 minutes ago)
It's not scary I'd just poke him with a stick and be like do music Sent from my iPhone

Noah
8:50 PM (6 minutes ago)
dies

Ary Baby
8:52 PM (3 minutes ago)
I might get a cactus and name it gerard so I can tell at gerard about breaking up the band then sob violently for him to get mcr back together Sent from my iPho

Noah
8:53 PM (2 minutes ago)
is pinterest giving you ideas again?

Ary Baby
8:55 PM (0 minutes ago)
to me

Dude I've been practically resiting posts since gerard crawling on your floor I was waiting for you to notice

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Noah
8:56 PM (0 minutes ago)
to Ary

yeah ik.

(a conversation between me and my gf)

"I'm going to karate chop this door!…WITH MY FOOT!" This is then followed by a loud thud from the other side of a locked door and an 'OW!'… They try several more times. -Something that happened inbetween classes

"I swear if it becomes friends to lovers I'm going to yeet this chair to Paris and knock them off the Eiffel Tower."
_{Context: This is from a conversation about a girl&boy roadtrip novel someone I know is reading. It was leaning towards the idea of the friend suddenly being in love out of nowhere halfway through a vacation trip.}

Background Info:I was listening to 'Little Clown' and forgot the volume was on full…
Friend:looks at me, concerned
MSTeacher:Abigail what are you listening to?
Me:Little Clown?
MSTeacher:That's gotta be some alien music
Kid in the back:Nah she's just Homestuck trash
Me:regretting life choices

"The bees fucked the flowers."

"You've yee'd your last haw. Bitch."

"I'm like a pyramid, I'm a bottom without a top."

"I thought that Llama was a goose" "that's a deer"

Wolf is creeping behind door
Cinderella: This is why people make pedo jokes about you….

"My brother has £2000"
"Only 2000?"
"He's 4"
"Yeah, only 2000??"

seriously what

"Life is just a stilled google maps picture."

cuts a piece and proceeds to start stabbing it "1, 2, 3…"
"What?… How many times are you going to stab it? Why?….."
"7……22" waves knife around "Et tu, Brute? Then fall CAESAR" lifts knife dramatically in the air to stab cake one last time
Well, I enjoyed it, but apparently everyone else just wanted cake…

"He put water in his cereal because he ran out of milk." -Comment I overheard that honestly just confuses me

"It looks like we're running a meth lab." -My brother to me 5 minutes ago

"He put water in his cereal because he ran out of milk." -Comment I overheard that honestly just confuses me

I've tried that before. Do not recommend.

"He put water in his cereal because he ran out of milk." -Comment I overheard that honestly just confuses me

I've tried that before. Do not recommend.

I think I know what happened to the milk…

"He put water in his cereal because he ran out of milk." -Comment I overheard that honestly just confuses me

I've tried that before. Do not recommend.

I think I know what happened to the milk…

Spoiler - click to show.

CoNnOr FiNiShEd ThE MiLk!!!!!!!

Hisssssssssssss, DEH.

"My legs hurt so bad, I'm waldiling like Mister Crabs"- random kid in halls two minuets ago

Teacher: so right here it's tíu Moto
The entire orchestra and band: it looks like Moto Moto likes you

"GOSH DARN IT I DON'T SPEAK ITALIAN! I HAVE TO STUDY FOR THE BAND EXAM!! IT'S ALL IN A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE!!!!"
-Me and all of my friends during exams

"I swear I will shove this baton so far up your a** it will never see the light of day again"
-A guy on our school's track team…this is pretty normal too..

There's this trend at my school where if you even say depression, everyone around you will start screaming OOF & stuff about holy water.

"My cat looks like many animals, a cat is not one of them."
"Among these animals are the weasel, the rat, the puppy, and the otter, more commonly known as Benedict Cumberbatch."

lol, for some reason that reminds me this happened yesterday:
"Wait." Squints at trees in background paintings "Is that weed?" -Friend while I'm trying to watch Bambi

kid falls in the hall
"You should've drank more milk so your weak bones wouldn't succumb to making you fall"-His friend instead of helping him up

A conversation during a presentation I had the other day:

Idiot: So, according to our article that said the Pentagon created a $12.8 billion budget for Donald Trump's wall…
Me: Wait, the Pentagon can't do that. Only Congress can create and propose government spending bills.
Idiot: Oh, uh… well, the article also said that the government shutdown cost country more than the wall itself.
Me: How is that?
Idiot: The people who weren't being paid totaled up to more than the wall was worth.
Me: What was that number?
Idiot: Uh… well… I don't have the exact number.
Me: You don't?
Idiot: I think.
Me, a la Draco Malfoy: You think?

I swear, they don't make bricks denser.

A conversation during a presentation I had the other day:

Idiot: So, according to our article that said the Pentagon created a $12.8 billion budget for Donald Trump's wall…
Me: Wait, the Pentagon can't do that. Only Congress can create and propose government spending bills.
Idiot: Oh, uh… well, the article also said that the government shutdown cost country more than the wall itself.
Me: How is that?
Idiot: The people who weren't being paid totaled up to more than the wall was worth.
Me: What was that number?
Idiot: Uh… well… I don't have the exact number.
Me: You don't?
Idiot: I think.
Me, a la Draco Malfoy: You think?

I swear, they don't make bricks denser.

ugh