forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

tune

Edit topic

"Hold up, wait a minute. Fill my cup, put some uwu in it."

Ensemble Girl: Ugh it was so hot in Arizona…
Me: Too hot. Hot damn.
Other Ensemble Girl: Call the police and call the fireman.

Kid A: "Wanna fight faggot?" he said this to my girlfriend, so I kicked him
Kid A: "Ah you're fucking queer!"
Me: "Yeah motherfucker, stay on that side of the road, I'll knock you out."

"Stop touching my nipple"
-One of my friends to another
*not someone's real nipple, the top of a water bottle

The Wolf: It's my child predator fedora. A pedora.
It's literally a fedora with wolf ears glued to it….

oof

The Wolf, holding a level: GUYS LOOK IT'S THE BOSS LEVEL!

oof

Don't worry, it's part of his costume.

Me, running around stage in all my being the only stagehand glory: "SHUT UP EVERYONE, YOUR MUMS A WHORE, YOU'RE A SLUT, NOW SHUT UP BEFORE I TARE OUT YOUR SPINES!"

Me: Hey I'm Euric nice to meet you, what's your name?
Him: I haven't decided yet. Maybe Noah–
My best friend: Just call him Dumbass

Me: Hey I'm Euric nice to meet you, what's your name?
Him: I haven't decided yet. Maybe Noah–
My best friend: Just call him Dumbass

AAAAHHHHH MY NAME IS NOAH WHAT THE FUCK!?
We must battle to the death to see who is alpha.

Me: Hey I'm Euric nice to meet you, what's your name?
Him: I haven't decided yet. Maybe Noah–
My best friend: Just call him Dumbass

AAAAHHHHH MY NAME IS NOAH WHAT THE FUCK!?
We must battle to the death to see who is alpha.

Lol I'll tell him next time I see him (what I just posted is literally the entirety of the conversations I've had with him, I met him today)

Me: Hey I'm Euric nice to meet you, what's your name?
Him: I haven't decided yet. Maybe Noah–
My best friend: Just call him Dumbass

AAAAHHHHH MY NAME IS NOAH WHAT THE FUCK!?
We must battle to the death to see who is alpha.

Hah, my name's Logan.
Imma watch you battle it out and place bets,

Me: Hey I'm Euric nice to meet you, what's your name?
Him: I haven't decided yet. Maybe Noah–
My best friend: Just call him Dumbass

AAAAHHHHH MY NAME IS NOAH WHAT THE FUCK!?
We must battle to the death to see who is alpha.

Lol I'll tell him next time I see him (what I just posted is literally the entirety of the conversations I've had with him, I met him today)

Good. Make sure he brings his light saber.

in French class, hears what seems to be a ruler fight outside in the other class across from us
someone falls
“Heroes never die!”

Playing kahoot
Nickname is YeeHaw
is in 1st place
Kid:Who the actual frick frack is YeeHaw?
Me, without hesitation: Yippy Ki-yay bish

Yeehaw indeed.

I said this one. I was not feeling good on this day.

"Viagra's a pain medication, right?"
My mortified French teacher then had to let me know that it isn't, and that I was thinking of Vicodin.

in French class, hears what seems to be a ruler fight outside in the other class across from us
someone falls
“Heroes never die!”

my preacher was preaching (shocker, i know) and he said, "Heroes. Don't. Have. Buts." and i turn to my mom and say "well I got a butt so i'll never be a hero"

“MY FEET ARE SWEATY!”

"MY BUTT IS VIBRATING!" -In the gym during a pep rally while everyone was stomping in the bleachers

"Did you know that last year people shipped Mr.Morden and Mister Mingles?"

"what do you think feet taste like?"

"That's gay."
It's a joke between my friends.

"Mr.Golden called. He wants his fourth graders back."