Math Teach: "We have our unit test today."
Entire class: "What?? You said tomorrow!!!"
Math teach: smirks for like a few minutes
Us: "Ohhhh wait it's April 1st…"
Wow…the only thing any of my teachers did was my English teacher tried to convince us our argumentative essays were due tomorrow (which is now today, I guess). Half the class believed her. We've barely picked our topics…
Kid: Drinking some Watermelon Juice "Why does watermelon juice taste better than watermelon?"
Me: "Because it's fake. They have all the flavoring stuff."
Kid: "Exactly. It's delicious."
Trin: "My writing sucks."
Jacqueline: "We don't hate on our writing."
Trin: "You're right. This is some quality trash right here."
Trin: "My writing sucks."
Jacqueline: "We don't hate on our writing."
Trin: "You're right. This is some quality trash right here."
mood
Me: "That quality trash is perfectly horrible."
Trin: "My writing sucks."
Jacqueline: "We don't hate on our writing."
Trin: "You're right. This is some quality trash right here."
mood
Me: "That quality trash is perfectly horrible."
me @ my own writing
Same though. Trin's story was fantastic, tbh. I bet yours are great.
Trin: "My writing sucks."
Jacqueline: "We don't hate on our writing."
Trin: "You're right. This is some quality trash right here."
mood
Me: "That quality trash is perfectly horrible."
me @ my own writing
Same though. Trin's story was fantastic, tbh. I bet yours are great.
aw thanks :)
No problem, just telling the truth :)
Me: Adrian's trash, everyone here is trash. But I'm rubbish, I'm fancy ass trash
"We're doing curling and hentai!"
- The crew of the musical I'm in.
at lunch
Friend 1: Ok lets throw away our trash so we don't kill turtles
Friend 2: Ok, 3, you're coming with me
Friend 2: Picks up friend 3
Friend 3: screams
In the wings
Little Red #1: Hello Mr. Wolf!
Little Red #1: Lifts her leg up, places her foot on the wall, and makes a 'lifting skirt' gesture
Wolf: Hello little girl!
Wolf: Makes a 'ripping off belt' gesture
Little Red #2: We're all going to hell.
That is the best image in the history of images
"YOU CAN'T FLY MOTORCYCLES, LEO!"
"RED UWU CUP! I FILL YOU UP!"
“YOU CHAIR RAPIST!”
“I DIDN’T FUCKING RAPE YOUR CHAIR!”
"I DON'T THINK THIS ROOM IS IG ENOUGH FOR YOUR EGO!" I got in trouble right after, but it was so fucking worth it.
Director: Why do you have spit on your foot? Was this a hostile spit situation?
Crew Member, kinda embarrassed: N-no.
Director: Were you making out? If you were, you were doing it wrong…..
Crew Member: NO I WENT IN THE TRASH CAN!