forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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@Pickles group

Math Teach: "We have our unit test today."
Entire class: "What?? You said tomorrow!!!"
Math teach: smirks for like a few minutes
Us: "Ohhhh wait it's April 1st…"

Wow…the only thing any of my teachers did was my English teacher tried to convince us our argumentative essays were due tomorrow (which is now today, I guess). Half the class believed her. We've barely picked our topics…

@ravens

At rehearsal earlier (for Peter Pan) my friend called the lost boys the missing dudes

Peter Pan And The Missing Dudes of No-Island

gold

@InstaOnly

Kid: Drinking some Watermelon Juice "Why does watermelon juice taste better than watermelon?"
Me: "Because it's fake. They have all the flavoring stuff."
Kid: "Exactly. It's delicious."

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Trin: "My writing sucks."
Jacqueline: "We don't hate on our writing."
Trin: "You're right. This is some quality trash right here."

@ravens

Trin: "My writing sucks."
Jacqueline: "We don't hate on our writing."
Trin: "You're right. This is some quality trash right here."

mood

Deleted user

Trin: "My writing sucks."
Jacqueline: "We don't hate on our writing."
Trin: "You're right. This is some quality trash right here."

mood

Me: "That quality trash is perfectly horrible."

@ravens

Trin: "My writing sucks."
Jacqueline: "We don't hate on our writing."
Trin: "You're right. This is some quality trash right here."

mood

Me: "That quality trash is perfectly horrible."

me @ my own writing

Deleted user

Trin: "My writing sucks."
Jacqueline: "We don't hate on our writing."
Trin: "You're right. This is some quality trash right here."

mood

Me: "That quality trash is perfectly horrible."

me @ my own writing

Same though. Trin's story was fantastic, tbh. I bet yours are great.

@ravens

Trin: "My writing sucks."
Jacqueline: "We don't hate on our writing."
Trin: "You're right. This is some quality trash right here."

mood

Me: "That quality trash is perfectly horrible."

me @ my own writing

Same though. Trin's story was fantastic, tbh. I bet yours are great.

aw thanks :)

Deleted user

Trin: "My writing sucks."
Jacqueline: "We don't hate on our writing."
Trin: "You're right. This is some quality trash right here."

mood

Me: "That quality trash is perfectly horrible."

me @ my own writing

Same though. Trin's story was fantastic, tbh. I bet yours are great.

aw thanks :)

No problem, just telling the truth :)

@ravens

Trin: "My writing sucks."
Jacqueline: "We don't hate on our writing."
Trin: "You're right. This is some quality trash right here."

mood

Me: "That quality trash is perfectly horrible."

me @ my own writing

Same though. Trin's story was fantastic, tbh. I bet yours are great.

aw thanks :)

No problem, just telling the truth :)

<3

Deleted user

Trin: "My writing sucks."
Jacqueline: "We don't hate on our writing."
Trin: "You're right. This is some quality trash right here."

mood

Me: "That quality trash is perfectly horrible."

me @ my own writing

Same though. Trin's story was fantastic, tbh. I bet yours are great.

aw thanks :)

No problem, just telling the truth :)

<3

<3 :*

Deleted user

Me: Adrian's trash, everyone here is trash. But I'm rubbish, I'm fancy ass trash

@CharBar

at lunch
Friend 1: Ok lets throw away our trash so we don't kill turtles
Friend 2: Ok, 3, you're coming with me
Friend 2: Picks up friend 3
Friend 3: screams

@HighPockets group

In the wings
Little Red #1: Hello Mr. Wolf!
Little Red #1: Lifts her leg up, places her foot on the wall, and makes a 'lifting skirt' gesture
Wolf: Hello little girl!
Wolf: Makes a 'ripping off belt' gesture
Little Red #2: We're all going to hell.

Deleted user

"I DON'T THINK THIS ROOM IS IG ENOUGH FOR YOUR EGO!" I got in trouble right after, but it was so fucking worth it.

@HighPockets group

Director: Why do you have spit on your foot? Was this a hostile spit situation?
Crew Member, kinda embarrassed: N-no.
Director: Were you making out? If you were, you were doing it wrong…..
Crew Member: NO I WENT IN THE TRASH CAN!