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Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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@HighPockets group
The Wolf, about the Mockumentary: It's okay, I'll cut the dick out.
Me, softly: That's what she said.
@ElderGodSwimwithGamers group
"The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away."
@Kanaroli group
"Idgaf,I'll buy an alpaca and ride my ass out of this school"
@susmarie
"is chicago the capital of indiana?"
@TeamMezzo group
"is chicago the capital of indiana?"
oh my god wait was that xavier or trey cuz i wasn't paying attention and it seems like a xavier or trey thing
@ember-chan-will-never-forget-you
"is chicago the capital of indiana?"
oh my god wait was that xavier or trey cuz i wasn't paying attention and it seems like a xavier or trey thing
xavier @XavierROberts
@TeamMezzo group
"is chicago the capital of indiana?"
oh my god wait was that xavier or trey cuz i wasn't paying attention and it seems like a xavier or trey thing
xavier @XavierROberts
german class yall it's a fun ride
@HighPockets group
The Wolf: What should they name their kid?
Me: Peeta.
The Wolf: How about Paedo?
Me: No.
The Wolf: Can I be the godfather? But like…The Godfather style godfather. Let me use the mafia to protect your child.
The Baker's Wife:…..you're not even the godfather….
@StarkSpangledMayflower_Mad_Elder
(Tbh it's getting annoying that you two, ember and mezzo, are constantly quoting each others posts and talking about things that aren't related to the thing at hand. Idk if it's just me or anyone else but….)
@TeamMezzo group
(Tbh it's getting annoying that you two, ember and mezzo, are constantly quoting each others posts and talking about things that aren't related to the thing at hand. Idk if it's just me or anyone else but….)
(sorry ember alto and i are good friends irl so we often figure out what the other means/who said what bc we know the people)
@HighPockets group
(Tbh it's getting annoying that you two, ember and mezzo, are constantly quoting each others posts and talking about things that aren't related to the thing at hand. Idk if it's just me or anyone else but….)
(Yeah, it's really annoying)
@StarkSpangledMayflower_Mad_Elder
(Yeah but it's not related to the chat so maybe dont? Idk, maybe its just me)
@StarkSpangledMayflower_Mad_Elder
(^^^someone who agrees!!)
@TeamMezzo group
(sorry! i'll do my best to not constantly quote them. i feel really bad i'm really sorry)
@ember-chan-will-never-forget-you
(sorry! i'll do my best to not constantly quote them. i feel really bad i'm really sorry)
^^^^^^^^^^^
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
(It's okay! You haven't hurt anything, there's no need to feel bad.)
@TeamMezzo group
(i feel the need to apologize for apologizing so much but that would be repetition? agh i hate anxiety)
@ember-chan-will-never-forget-you
(i feel the need to apologize for apologizing so much but that would be repetition? agh i hate anxiety)
again ^^^^^^^
@HighPockets group
Hastily unbuttons jacket
"AGONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"
@ElderGodSwimwithGamers group
(Sounds like marching band)
@Pickles group
(tries to dramatically unzip uniform and fails "UNZIP ME FRIEND SO I CAN BE THE DRAMA" -me and all of my friends at some point)
@ElderGodSwimwithGamers group
(XD)
@HighPockets group
"Cinderella's Prince has a foot fetish, and the reason he goes all over the kingdom is to see all of those sexy sexy feet."
"Feet aren't sexy, that's why I have an entire sneaker collection."
@imaginepanda
The assistant bad director was talking about how he only yells if you repeatedly don't understand and don't pay attention.
A clarinet player who isn't that bright: "But you always yell at me!"
Me: "GEE I WONDER WHY"
The entire band starts to laugh and the band director gives me a high five
Student to teacher: "Mr. (insert teacher's name) your sock's untied!"
We were playing a march in band that was from Russia, and a big drink from Russia is vodka, so he told us to play it like we were drinking vodka, not like water, which was how we were playing it previously. So the next time we had practice, I just say, "Don't play it like you're drinking water." and the band director hears me and he's like, "say it louder."
Me: "DON'T PLAY IT LIKE YOU'RE DRINKING WATER!"