forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"Hear me out, it's not a cult"

Band.

No band's just a bunch of little cults inside of one big one. Or is that just mine

"Hear me out, it's not a cult"

Band.

No band's just a bunch of little cults inside of one big one. Or is that just mine

No, band is a large ass cult

Idk what band you're part of but hon na ah

"Hear me out, it's not a cult"

"My friend wants to join the cult but he can't sing, what do we do?" Me to the other drama leaders.

“I will fortnite dance my way into hell.”

“Anything can be breakfast if you eat it early enough.”
(Said at 7:30 a.m. while holding an ice cream cone)

“Saxophones are just boneless trumpets.”

"Is she just going to choke you by your hoodie until you tell her about she-ra season 2?" -my friend's girlfriend to my friend

This is me summed up completely.

drops colored pencil case
My mom: "IS EVERYBODY OKAY??"

I'm not a feather plucker I'm a feather plucker's son.

"City roads, take me work."
again, leo

"Christopher is the powerhouse of the cell. Christopher, are you the powerhouse of the cell?" pause "He says he's bad."
why leo why

"Who's playing a trombone on my terf?" -I'm guessing this was a band kid

I would say maybe a football player but I doubt they would know what a trombone is (no offense to any football players)

PREACH

"Hey, could you bring your trombone after school?"
"Why?"
"I want people to think my scooter is a hot rod."

My crush:(to me) Hey. How ya doing?
Me: s- ah um bye

"i have already meeten people"

My friend: sometimes I get a crush so bad I just want to cry
Me: stares in confusion
My other friend to me: I think romance in general confuses you
Me: wow what makes you think that?
(For the record my first friend talks about boys all the time and I always stare at her in general confusion. So this has happened before)

"It's a magic trick you know, you've just gotta go MMPH and then UNH"

"IF YOU SPOIL ENDGAME, I WILL END YOUR GAME."

The Princes: Sing Agony while inhaling helium
Me: I'm so proud.

Oh, so at my friends' birthday party (they were twins) they came down the stairs to the basement, arm in arm, singing in helium-filled voices "Let It Grow" weakly and then they passed out for .5 seconds

That's terrifying, thank you.

'Welcome :)

"There's savings bonds, municipal bonds, corporate bonds, and of course James Bonds" -my personal finance teacher, who is basically a child

"This is how you get a real haircut." Clips hair strand with nail clippers "Oh, wait… Did I actually cut it? OH No-" -My Friend, I honestly don't even remember what was brought up that led to this