forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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What song?

I think it was Pray.

That one is one of my favorites. It’s my favorite to sing and the dance is pretty fun. Also I have a solo in it (“Sent us scrambling off the road like chickens”)

Nooiiiiice. I'm really jealous of schools that get to do shows like that, and do them well, because tbh our drama department gets no funding, so our shows never win any awards. The cast for Newsies (that won best overall musical and was hecking amazing) learned dancing for two years before they even started auditioning, and it just blew my hecking mind how good they were. Sorry if I'm fangirling too much, but… also they had a cast from Les Miserables, and their Fantine was the actual best actress and singer like she was unbelievable I almost cried when they did One Day More okay I'm done.

Nooiiiiice. I'm really jealous of schools that get to do shows like that, and do them well, because tbh our drama department gets no funding, so our shows never win any awards. The cast for Newsies (that won best overall musical and was hecking amazing) learned dancing for two years before they even started auditioning, and it just blew my hecking mind how good they were. Sorry if I'm fangirling too much, but… also they had a cast from Les Miserables, and their Fantine was the actual best actress and singer like she was unbelievable I almost cried when they did One Day More okay I'm done.

It actually isn’t my school. It’s this group in my area called (Nameofcity) Youth Theatre

Oh, sorry, that's cool! I do community theater sometimes, too (when they actually do kids shows). A company near me had auditions for Matilda literally 1 week before I found out about it and I'm really freaking sad cause I desperately want to do Matilda and I missed it by one week.

"queen Victoria, how was your day?"
"decent"
"wrong answer"
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_{(not really a thing i heard but i saw it happen so-)}
teacher: dancing to try and cheer up a student
another student: walks in, sees what's happening, walks out
.
"welcome to Jurassic park! nYEEEHHHH"
.
thundering footsteps down hallway
student runs in
"for some reason i run really fast without shoes"
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_{(this ones teachers but it was too good not to write)}
teacher 1: i drink like a bottle of wine a week
teacher 1: what about you Shelly? how much do you drink? a bottle-
teacher 2: -a day

"Oh, I remember you. You almost accidentally groped me during band camp last year and we haven't spoken since"

"i was playing barbies and my mom came downstairs and was like "your fish exploded" and i said "w-what?"
"why were you playing with the barbies"
"i was 6 years old"

"Wanna go look at my search history?"

"pain is just weakness leaving the body"

"pain is just weakness leaving the body"

"I was so wrong….pain is a baby leaving the body!"

"if you got a dick piercing would it be on the front or the side?"

"for the love of god stop Flossing and clean!"

Kid: “I’m going to seduce you for a few minutes, ok?“
Another kid from across the room: “if anyone is going to seduce him, it’s gonna be me.”

"if you got a dick piercing would it be on the front or the side?"

Neither. It would be mentally scarring. For all parties involved

"I'm running low on fucks to give."

Raises hand and waits. Starts coughing quietly. The teacher still doesn't see him, he coughs some more lifter head up and answers the other person that has their hand up then goes back to work. Still coughing. FInally, she sees him "I'm done not what should I do?" teacher puts their head back down and ignores him till class is over

Raises hand
Teacher ignores
Waves hand
BREATH

"I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE"

raises hand Teacher is looking down a their computer.
Friend mouths 'Say something'.
Coughs "Uh, Ms. Parris, what's the-"
"No, I saw you. I'll get to you in just a minute."
Slowly puts down hand

Raises hand
Teacher ignores
Waves hand
BREATH

"I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE"

XD

Teacher is ranting and yelling at people.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THE HOMEWORK?"
Student tries to quietly answer
"IT IS MY TURN TO SPEAK. NOW, I ASKED A QUESTION. ANSWER ME."
All the students look around awkwardly

Another thing that happened with the same teacher:

Tries to show us something but is looking at her computer and doesn't see that the projector isn't on.
Student raises hand
"NO QUESTIONS"
Continues explaining and we still can't see what she's doing
Different student raises hand
"I SAID NO QUESTIONS"
We start trying to do the assignment and we have no idea what we're doing since she didn't show us.
"WHY WEREN'T YOU GUYS PAYING ATTENTION? I SHOWED YOU HOW TO DO THIS."
Student raises their hand trying to tell her for the third time that the projector was never on.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS? NO QUESTIONS! YOU WOULD KNOW IF YOU WERE PAYING ATTENTION."

Yeah she was crazy. Thank god I don't have her anymore.

Kid: babbling on about tech things and some video game???
Me: with a bright smile and thumbs up, in the cheeriest goddamn tone ever I don't care!

guy in my class: so this is like, what surgeons do mimics cutting something and then peeling it open
guy: high-pitched voice sneak peek!

_{did he do surgery on a grape, perhaps?}