forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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So now I have a general idea where we'll be in the Cake vs. Ice Cream war.

I’m that idiot on both sides at once because cake and ice cream are both equally amazing

…Also, marshmallow fondant is delicious

_{to quote the great raven baxter, "ya nasty'}

"A relationship between only two people is called monotony."

"Don't you mean monogamy?"

"I know what I said bitch."

Listen, frosting is nasty, and the only two types of cake I can stand are cheesecake and ice cream cake.

Tru. Only ganache or buttercream deserve a place in my mouth.

Finally! Someone with their head screwed on right!

Ganache is soooooooo gooooooood

Right? Fondant's tasty too if you don't get too much at one time.

You aren't wrong.

Yes you are. Fondant is gross

Yeah, no. Fondant tastes like sweet chalk.

Very yummy sweet chalk

My god there's so many new people.

I'm pretty sure they've all been here.

Yeah I think I just have no memory.

Or you just haven't been here for very long.

You know what. I want to be wrinkly when I'm young. I'll get to be acceptably eccentric at a younger age. Serial killers that attack young people won't attack me because I look old. Serial killers that attack old people will be in for a nasty shock when I'm stronger than I look. Cats don't care if you're wrinkly. What's not to love?

Also senior discounts younger

Some texts I sent to my friend just now (I'm in high school it counts right?)

"You're sumb!"
" I know I am but what are y - wait. "

"I want a metal straw"
"Now thats edgy"

“I think I need a top knot for the show. Y’know, because it’s edgy.”

"why are you doing that?"
"because I'm fucking edgy, kylie"

"Please don't dye your hair."
"Why?"
"Because its going to make you look super edgy."

SCREECH! CRUNCH!
"sounds like the scream of a small french car"

SCREECH! CRUNCH!
"sounds like the scream of a small french car"

((I can confirm that's exactly what small french cars sound like lmao))

SCREECH! CRUNCH!
"sounds like the scream of a small french car"

((I can confirm that's exactly what small french cars sound like lmao))

"They've got six gears going backwards and one gear going forwards in case the enemy attacks from behind!"

“My will to live has decreased by seven.”
“Seven what?”
“Yes.”

"What would happen if someone went outside of a building and something happened and they needed an ambulance? And then the building caught on fire?"
"I'd look for whoever needed the distractions."

“My religion is garlic bread” does the sign of the cross to garlic bread

"What do you think would happen if I jumped out this window?" "You would probably die."

"There's a mock religion the universe was created by a flying spaghetti monster"
"Now who's saying it's mock?"

attempts to suffocate someone with pillow
friend: "Modern day Ted Bundy"