forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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@hollow-boned

did he do surgery on a grape, perhaps?

he's got like half a braincell nobody's thinking of him as anything more than comic relief

@hollow-boned

• Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs/STIs) are infections that are acquired through unprotected sexual contact, via bodily fluids or even skin-to-skin contact.

• STDs may be contracted through oral, vaginal and anal sex, and sometimes by genital touching.

• Some STDs are be passed to infants through childbirth or breastfeeding.

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@croccin-champagne

Lmao, I was doing an assignment for Health where I had to make a brochure talking about STDs, what they were, symptoms, treatments, all that good shit. It was hell, mostly because I had to redo it because the sight I used was bullshit

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Once upon a time I was walking down the hall and these two guys are at their lockers. Buff, tall, intimidating guys, very able to beat anyone up. As I walk past, I see them turn and start to follow me. Now, I'm a pretty paranoid person, and I'm all alone in this hall, so I kinda speed up to get out of their way. Then I hear them say:

1: Dude, we should get matching sunglasses.
2 (agreeably): Dude

Not the most interesting story, but definetly not what I expected from these two. I hope they got their matching sunglasses.

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Oh, another one.
1: * peacefully filling water bottle at water fountain *
2: * passes 1 in hallway with a rolled up poster in hand, hits 1 on the head with poster *
1: BOI!! I will pee on your cat!

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So these happened at camp, but it was a cabin full of high school students so I'm counting it

  • GIGGLES, PUT YOUR TITTIES BACK IN!
  • Milly: Tinky Winky? More like Kinky Winky
    Ash: Kink Tink!
  • chanting BUG WALL!! BUG WALL!! BUG WALL!! BUG WALL!!
  • Ash, I think your little sister is possessed.

@Mojack group

class playing shell shockers
Teacher: alright, but no violent games. I don't like games with guns.
Student1: they're eggs
Student2: we makin' eggs (teacher)
Student3: with an AK

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry

Yesterday we had this performance in the park where we performed some songs from our show. It was raining so everyone blamed the boy who plays Agwe (god of water) and everyone was yelling at him. Even our director, he was like, “Thank you for joining us in the rain, it’s all ——-’s fault.” And then at the end our director said, “——- said he was sorry about the rain.” And the boy who plays Agwe shouted from the back (we were all in a group and he was in the back and didn’t have a microphone like our director did), “NO I DIDN’T”

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Yesterday we had this performance in the park where we performed some songs from our show. It was raining so everyone blamed the boy who plays Agwe (god of water) and everyone was yelling at him. Even our director, he was like, “Thank you for joining us in the rain, it’s all __’s fault.” And then at the end our director said, “__ said he was sorry about the rain.” And the boy who plays Agwe shouted from the back (we were all in a group and he was in the back and didn’t have I microphone like our director did), “NO I DIDN’T”

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@hollow-boned

a guy in my class, to another guy: stop touching my crOTCH
everyone: loud uncomfortable laughter

this isn't even the tenth time they've done this shit

@Pickles group

This isnt a conversation, but for Halloween a kid (a male kid I should add) in my mythology class dressed up as a pregnant nun. Another one dressed up as something (maybe a war veteran?) and rolled around in a wheely chair all day

@Yamatsu

This isnt a conversation, but for Halloween a kid (a male kid I should add) in my mythology class dressed up as a pregnant nun. Another one dressed up as something (maybe a war veteran?) and rolled around in a wheely chair all day

My sister dated someone that dressed up as Hitler a few years ago.

The relationship didn't last long, but it wasn't for that.

@Pickles group

"Okay, do we wanna do popcorn reading, read it with partners, or chant it?"

On the freeway
"HEY IF YOU WANNA GO SLOW GO TO THE OLD PEOPLE LANE!"
~a short time later~
"IF YOU WANNA SPEED GET OUT OF THE OLD PEOPLE LANE!"