Turns out I’m really good at dyeing hair. Like really good. Hmu I’ll dye your hair no questions asked.
Time to go to Alaska
Nah South Carolina mate. I moved here a little while back. But I gotchu.
Update: Accidentally ended up in Alaska, on my way to S. Carolina
Alrighty I’ll leave the light on
So apparently no one suspects the Alaskan for anything. I kid you not I was just vibing in my room and I heard a frantic knock on my door. I think oh well it’s my roomie. I’ll let her in. I open the door and it’s 5 girls with a whole cat and I’m like what is going on. The chick holding the cat hands it to me and goes HERE SMUGGLE HIM IN YOUR CABINET NO ONE SUSPECTS YOU FOR ANYTHING! So here I am holding a cat and I shove it into a cabinet and the next thing I know is that our RA walks in and she’s like whatcha doing? Heard reports of a cat in the dorm. And I was like PANIC PANIC PANIC so I started making crap up talking in the Scottish accent and this lady is like, hun. Calm down. You’re not in trouble. It’s nice to see you making friends. And she gives me a little hug and walks out. To the amazement of all this lady didn’t check my room like she checked everyone else’s, and she was like text me if you’re struggling and I was like okay. So when she left I shut the door and locked it, yoinked the cat outta the cabinet and was like GET THE CAT OUTTA MY ROOM AHHHHHHH and they were like oh my gosh you saved us and I was like please text me before you bring a cat into my roooommmmm holy smokes. So anyway moral of the story is. I can get away with anything and no one suspects me of it.
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So anyway moral of the story is. I can get away with anything and no one suspects me of it.
Must be nice lol
So anyway moral of the story is. I can get away with anything and no one suspects me of it.
Must be nice lol
Been doing it for years. Perks of having strict parents. Ya figure out ways to get around what they said and you figure out how to sneak stuff in and out.
So anyway moral of the story is. I can get away with anything and no one suspects me of it.
Must be nice lol
Been doing it for years. Perks of having strict parents. Ya figure out ways to get around what they said and you figure out how to sneak stuff in and out.
Oh same I like full on punched another kid in the face and they let me get away with it, didn't even go on my record because "She's such a sweet kid she would never do something like that again, and look how sorry she is." I had Admin wrapped around my little finger.
So anyway moral of the story is. I can get away with anything and no one suspects me of it.
Must be nice lol
Been doing it for years. Perks of having strict parents. Ya figure out ways to get around what they said and you figure out how to sneak stuff in and out.
Oh same I like full on punched another kid in the face and they let me get away with it, didn't even go on my record because "She's such a sweet kid she would never do something like that again, and look how sorry she is." I had Admin wrapped around my little finger.
Boom. There ya go. Strict parent and sneaky kid check.
got professionally diagnosed with osdd today
Apparently, the reason chickens can still run even when their heads get chopped off is because their nerves are still working and they signal the body to move. (This was terribly paraphrased but I just thought it was interesting)
Family tradition tells of Stumpy the chicken who lost head and feet and survived for like a year
Also beheading humans leaves them to live for two minutes
So anyway moral of the story is. I can get away with anything and no one suspects me of it.
Must be nice lol
Been doing it for years. Perks of having strict parents. Ya figure out ways to get around what they said and you figure out how to sneak stuff in and out.
Oh same I like full on punched another kid in the face and they let me get away with it, didn't even go on my record because "She's such a sweet kid she would never do something like that again, and look how sorry she is." I had Admin wrapped around my little finger.
Boom. There ya go. Strict parent and sneaky kid check.
I actually got one of my friends out of trouble. He broke something that belonged to the school we went to. The teacher was like "Sy, come here, I know you won't lie. Did he do this?" I said no without missing a beat!
got professionally diagnosed with osdd today
What is?
Also excellent work Winter
I got a dagger from PCH. 😍
Also excellent work Winter
I swear If someone asks me to smuggle a whole man into my dorm and hide him in the cabinet that’s game over. I’ll kill the man and let him bleed out on my wonderful shag carpet. It’ll add some flair. Liven up the place. Ya know? Like Ho ho homicide?
I got a dagger from PCH. 😍
Cool beans mate
got professionally diagnosed with osdd today
BRO I'M SO PROUD!!!!!!
IT'S SO HARD TO GET A DIAGNOSIS MAN!
TELL ME HOW /NF
Woke up from a nightmare with the Worst crick in my neck
I am in so much pain
I got a dagger from PCH. 😍
I wish I had a dagger. All I have are IKEA knives.
Apparently, the reason chickens can still run even when their heads get chopped off is because their nerves are still working and they signal the body to move. (This was terribly paraphrased but I just thought it was interesting)
Family tradition tells of Stumpy the chicken who lost head and feet and survived for like a year
Also beheading humans leaves them to live for two minutes
My grandpa used to live on a farm and once he apparently saw a headless chicken fly across a field
Just bought a corset for my homecoming dress/halloween costume
ooh nice!
what are you gonna be for halloween?
I'm going to be myself for Halloween. A noble choice I'm sure.
I'm going to be myself for Halloween. A noble choice I'm sure.
Lol same
ooh nice!
what are you gonna be for halloween?
m-mothman
ooh nice!
what are you gonna be for halloween?
m-mothman
iconic
I've had a wonderful idea
You know that one series, What If?
What if I went as another version of myself
That would be hilarious, I could rope my fiancé into it too