@murphysgirl
who wants to hear a dumb blonde joke
ME I HAVE A DUMB BLONDIE AND I NEED TO ROAST HIM
Please tell me it's Elias π
Most definitely. That boy needs some roasting!
YESSSSSSSS
OK gimme a hot sec to type the first one up
who wants to hear a dumb blonde joke
ME I HAVE A DUMB BLONDIE AND I NEED TO ROAST HIM
Please tell me it's Elias π
Most definitely. That boy needs some roasting!
YESSSSSSSS
OK gimme a hot sec to type the first one up
OK so, there's these three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They're going out bowling, and the blonde is driving. On the way, she's fiddling with the radio and stuff, loses focus, and they crash into the back of a semi and all three of them die.
So they go up to the Pearly Gates of Heaven, and St Peter is standing there, right? And he says, "Ladies, ladies, you aren't supposed to be here." So they tell him what happened, and then he thinks for a minute, and says, "Right, I've got an idea."
So he takes them all down to this ginormous field in the middle of nowhere and says, "Okay. One by one, you're gonna start off running across that field, and as you run, you're gonna yell out something, like an animal or a plant or whatever, and I'll turn you into what it is and you'll live out the rest of the time you were supposed to live out as that animal or plant. Okay?"
So the redhead goes first, and she yells, "Fox!" So she gets turned into a fox.
The brunette goes second, and she yells, "Bear!" So she gets turned into a bear.
The blonde starts off running, trips on a rock, and yells, "Sh*t!"
Oh MY- THAT'S GREAT
My uncle told me that one on the Buoymooners trip it was great we were all just sitting around telling dumb jokes and getting eaten alive by flies
Tell Elias it's from me, with love and a smack on the head
Oh I will ;) He'll get a kick out of it
Quick question. Have any of you guys just like sat and thought on names to give your future kids?
Christopher and Myra for girls, Philip for a boy. Faiga would be cool for a girl also.
Wonderful
I hath another story joke, it's not a dumb blonde one and it's a bit⦠well, puerile, but it's still funny
Wonderful
I hath another story joke, it's not a dumb blonde one and it's a bit⦠well, puerile, but it's still funny
Sure
Well ladies and gents. andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) has done it again. It's April Fools Day, and he has gotten us allllllllll
Well, it was nice knowing you guys! The friends got me and are holding me hostage in a basement
Why does Notebook keep correcting everything I say ;-;
It's April Fool's Day.
π April 1st
@moss you tried my shifting advice yet? If so, did u make progress
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) Oof
LOL
I have finally finished the character that I'm using in a roleplay with my friend Alex ππ₯³
oof
It's April Fool's Day.
Ohhhh case sensitive
I want everybody to click on this link (I promise it's nothing inappropriate or anything cause I'm on my school computer so I can't really link any cite's like that on here)
https://lh3.google.com/u/0/ogw/ADGmqu8MkTjpnoaGtUEbAJZ6xSdIdL44LQ85jNKVtLN6=s83-c-mo
Why must Notebook.ai correct everything I say, it's like having autocorrect from your phone but a watered-down but still annoying version of itπ
This is your first year on notebook, right? Wait till next year. You'll enjoy it then. Trust me.
I hope -=-
Wait is school ofmfnhddjej stop it
trees
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