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Started June 15, 2020 by @Knight-Shives group

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I got friends in Ohio and Michigan. A few live on the state line.

omw

i used to have so many friends when i lived in florida but now i'm in PA and it's kinda lonely, but i get to see snow now whenever winter comes around so there's a plus ig

I'm always around

Ooo, my grandfather visits PA often.

I'm always around

I- I almost choked on my food

BAD NEWS:
I cried this morning on the bus because my ex Aidan made fun of me with his little sister. They always do this…. They said my hair was ugly and they wanted to beat me up and shit

Lemme at em, I'll give them a stern talking-to.

You give them a talking-to, I'll give them 267 stab wounds, 152 bullet wounds and 46 cannonballs to the chest

We just need to get a boat with a big-ass horn and blast the Macarena in their faces.

We just need to get a boat with a big-ass horn and blast the Macarena in their faces.

I know a guy

Would a ship with a lion figurehead that can shoot lasers from its mouth work?
Because again, I know a guy

We just need to get a boat with a big-ass horn and blast the Macarena in their faces.

i believe the proper punishment is taping them to a wall and blare baby shark in their ears.

Throw them off the island inside the whale and let them dissolve

We just strap them to chairs and play You Are my Sunshine by Johnny Cash for them over and over again, but the song gets more and more dissonant each play through and they just eventually beg for mercy. :3

Strap them to chairs and force them to watch the Battle of Marineford over and over

ooh, then throw in Law, Robin and Sanji's backstories to spice it up

while everyone is blasting a bunch of songs i'll just come in with this blaring through a bunch of speakers at full volume

Strap them to coffins, grab a boombox, and play baby shark on full volume mercliessly :)

while everyone is blasting a bunch of songs i'll just come in with this blaring through a bunch of speakers at full volume

Lmfaooo

Strap them to chairs and force them to watch the Battle of Marineford over and over

Great idea.

But if we wanna subject them to some real suffering. Sit them down and force them to read my writing. >:}

I mean I could just leave then out in the cold to freeze. It's super painful. Think blood slushy. That happens. I should know. It's happened to me before.

I…. Omg

One word.
Alaska

I mean I could just leave then out in the cold to freeze. It's super painful. Think blood slushy. That happens. I should know. It's happened to me before.

blood slushies sounds tasty lol

I bet they taste like cold copper.