@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
Me: Wanna watch me do something incredibly stupid?
My brother: Sure
Me: Bites into an unpeeled tangerine like it's an apple
My mom: …
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bro you do that too?? i thought i'd never meet another ;u;
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bro you do that too?? i thought i'd never meet another ;u;
lol
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How do people tell left from right without using their hands
@moss
idk man
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
My sister: Want a glow stick?
Me: Sure
Me: puts glow stick in mouth
My sister: …
dw I'm not gonna bite it open
@murphysgirl
You know, there are very few things that I could never get tired of, and the Lamborghini Huracán Performante is definitely one of those things. The sound of that V10… it's magic crystallised as sound.
@Pickles group
My sister: Want a glow stick?
Me: Sure
Me: puts glow stick in mouth
My sister: …dw I'm not gonna bite it open
don't put things in your mouth, you're ace
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
My sister: Want a glow stick?
Me: Sure
Me: puts glow stick in mouth
My sister: …dw I'm not gonna bite it open
don't put things in your mouth, you're ace
Welp, guess I'll just photosynthesize, then
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
y'all don't do that already
@murphysgirl
To quote Calvin and Hobbes, tigers' tummies are solar cells. I think the same can be said for those of us who just like to laze about.
@ElderGod-Winter-The-Renegade-Legionnaire book
Me: Wanna watch me do something incredibly stupid?
My brother: Sure
Me: Bites into an unpeeled tangerine like it's an apple
My mom: …
I did that with a banana and ate the entire thing… Peel, stem, and banana fruit part. I'd do it again too.
@Pickles group
Second night in a row that I've mildly traumatized myself with a nightmare and I can't say I like it
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
Had a dream that I spoiled One Piece for my dad
Then a certain character went to therapy
90% sure Leo was somewhere there, too
Also does anybody else just have random moments where they wanna put everything into their mouth? Because last night I only stopped after tasting charcoal
@Elder-God-Whisper work
If he gets salty, it's just because slow and steady didn't win the race here. ↜(╰ •ω•)╯ψ
Bruh that’s true. I don’t do a lot of internet time so this happens. It I’ma cancel Dom Time for this thread and definitively say. I AM DAD.
Hi Dad, I’m Mom. reverse Dad joke
@Pickles group
Also does anybody else just have random moments where they wanna put everything into their mouth? Because last night I only stopped after tasting charcoal
Craphole be like
@ElderGod-Winter-The-Renegade-Legionnaire book
That's a whole mood.
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
I can't believe my class is getting into an argument over the color of raisins
They're clearly brown with a hint of maroon, maybe even a bit of dark magenta(which is not a color) thrown in there
@murphysgirl
They're puce, and I'll stick by that.
@moss
nah man they're clearly yellow idk what yall are seeing
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
They're puce, and I'll stick by that.
They're way more brown than that, you're crazy
@Elder-God-Whisper work
They’re clearly disgusting and now even worth debating over, raisins need to be eradicated from human existence
@murphysgirl
They’re clearly disgusting and now even worth debating over, raisins need to be eradicated from human existence
Agreed.
@murphysgirl
They're puce, and I'll stick by that.
They're way more brown than that, you're crazy
@Pickles group
nah man they're clearly yellow idk what yall are seeing
y'all got the nasty raisins at your house then