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Started November 14, 2019 by Deleted user

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Enlighten us. What's in your closet?

(When the subject of the roast comes back as someone mentions how funny it will be when they come back/that they haven't come back)

{I know I'm clearly just psychic}

True.

oh my god

and a male flute?

nah he’s homosexual

Oh. Nah, he's not. He's Asian and his mom makes him play a bunch of instruments. He's like… Dom, but less flamboyant and more into murder

Idk folks, I do like murder. Eris and I thought about taking Onion Boy out, remember? I only backed out because I only kill people I have a personal connection to.

He's more of a "let's kill all our problems haha jk I mean unless" and a "let me tell you how I would kill you using midieval weaponry if I were going to kill you"

Honestly I agree
I imagine meeting Dom for the first time would consist mostly of him staring into your soul and when you ask why he would explain all the different methods of killing you he could imagine, but then he would end the conversation with a pat on the back and a dad joke

And the mandatory hip attempt
And a "nice chat"

EXACTLY
Why do I feel like there would be a salute somewhere in there?

There just might be.

oH MY GOD

Enlighten us. What's in your closet?

I very rarely wear shorts except in the summer. I prefer jeans, black ones. In the dead of winter I get rather pale and fancy that I look like a person not to mess with. I have a bunch of t shirts. Mostly darker because I do color in summer only because if I don’t I’ll die.

Enlighten us. What's in your closet?

I very rarely wear shorts except in the summer. I prefer jeans, black ones. In the dead of winter I get rather pale and fancy that I look like a person not to mess with. I have a bunch of t shirts. Mostly darker because I do color in summer only because if I don’t I’ll die.

impossible

I also have one very colorful shirt. It is the brightest, loudest tie dye shirt I could find. I seriously considered wearing it with a tiara for the first day back to school. I didn’t but only because I couldn’t find the tiara.

Me, laughing at my phone in Barnes and Noble like a fool

^^^^ That's the Dom we know

Indeed.

I did wear the shirt to school, but I don’t remember what I replaced the tiara with.

Dom is awesome.

Me, laughing at my phone in Barnes and Noble like a fool

This is good. This is very good.

Dom is awesome.

Thank you Wolfheart.

Enlighten us. What's in your closet?

I very rarely wear shorts except in the summer. I prefer jeans, black ones. In the dead of winter I get rather pale and fancy that I look like a person not to mess with. I have a bunch of t shirts. Mostly darker because I do color in summer only because if I don’t I’ll die.

this is still extremely difficult for me to believe

I don't know if I correctly remember how you look

But the way I picture you is not matching up with this wardrobe

Dom is awesome.

Agreed, frickin love Dom

I was wearing a gray shirt in the picture you saw of me.

How long ago was that? It feels like ages

How long ago was that? It feels like ages

agreed
I think I remember floofy dark hair but that's honestly it lol

Dom is awesome.

Thank you Wolfheart.

You're welcome!

and a male flute?

nah he’s homosexual

Oh. Nah, he's not. He's Asian and his mom makes him play a bunch of instruments. He's like… Dom, but less flamboyant and more into murder

Idk folks, I do like murder. Eris and I thought about taking Onion Boy out, remember? I only backed out because I only kill people I have a personal connection to.

He's more of a "let's kill all our problems haha jk I mean unless" and a "let me tell you how I would kill you using midieval weaponry if I were going to kill you"

Honestly I agree
I imagine meeting Dom for the first time would consist mostly of him staring into your soul and when you ask why he would explain all the different methods of killing you he could imagine, but then he would end the conversation with a pat on the back and a dad joke

So so. I would talk a lot. I barely control how much I see through people sometimes it’s really low key. Other times it’s like I’m frickin Emmet from at the end of the LEGO movie.
I wouldn’t be planning to kill you, but I might remark on where to hide if we had to hide from assassins. Or maybe randomly interrupt myself to talk about-literally interrupts this to go remember research- how it might be possible for someone to die of blood coagulation from eating nothing but copious amounts of kale.

How long ago was that? It feels like ages

agreed
I think I remember floofy dark hair but that's honestly it lol

Idk… like… four months before Gg+ went away? I wish my hair was less floofy tbh. I’d like to pull off the suited assassin look.

and a male flute?

nah he’s homosexual

Oh. Nah, he's not. He's Asian and his mom makes him play a bunch of instruments. He's like… Dom, but less flamboyant and more into murder

Idk folks, I do like murder. Eris and I thought about taking Onion Boy out, remember? I only backed out because I only kill people I have a personal connection to.

He's more of a "let's kill all our problems haha jk I mean unless" and a "let me tell you how I would kill you using midieval weaponry if I were going to kill you"

Honestly I agree
I imagine meeting Dom for the first time would consist mostly of him staring into your soul and when you ask why he would explain all the different methods of killing you he could imagine, but then he would end the conversation with a pat on the back and a dad joke

So so. I would talk a lot. I barely control how much I see through people sometimes it’s really low key. Other times it’s like I’m frickin Emmet from at the end of the LEGO movie.
I wouldn’t be planning to kill you, but I might remark on where to hide if we had to hide from assassins. Or maybe randomly interrupt myself to talk about-literally interrupts this to go remember research- how it might be possible for someone to die of blood coagulation from eating nothing but copious amounts of kale.

Dom I love you