I guess cause it was connected to my moms phone it charged her?
Maybe there was actually stuff connected to it that my dad set up before giving me the phone?
I really don’t know

and a male flute?

nah he’s homosexual

Oh. Nah, he's not. He's Asian and his mom makes him play a bunch of instruments. He's like… Dom, but less flamboyant and more into murder

Idk folks, I do like murder. Eris and I thought about taking Onion Boy out, remember? I only backed out because I only kill people I have a personal connection to.

Dear COPPA,
I don't think that what you are doing is a good idea, and seeing as how over 1,800,000,000 people watch and use Youtube, you screwing everything up for everyone is likely to get you sued by said 1,800,000,000 people. And considering it would only take 2,250,000 people to smush you I would highly advise you reconsider. That is all, thank you for listening to my TED talk.
Signed, a really annoyed girl.

_{I have woken up in a panic attack}

and a male flute?

nah he’s homosexual

Oh. Nah, he's not. He's Asian and his mom makes him play a bunch of instruments. He's like… Dom, but less flamboyant and more into murder

Idk folks, I do like murder. Eris and I thought about taking Onion Boy out, remember? I only backed out because I only kill people I have a personal connection to.

He's more of a "let's kill all our problems haha jk I mean unless" and a "let me tell you how I would kill you using midieval weaponry if I were going to kill you"

and a male flute?

nah he’s homosexual

Oh. Nah, he's not. He's Asian and his mom makes him play a bunch of instruments. He's like… Dom, but less flamboyant and more into murder

Idk folks, I do like murder. Eris and I thought about taking Onion Boy out, remember? I only backed out because I only kill people I have a personal connection to.

He's more of a "let's kill all our problems haha jk I mean unless" and a "let me tell you how I would kill you using midieval weaponry if I were going to kill you"

Honestly I agree
I imagine meeting Dom for the first time would consist mostly of him staring into your soul and when you ask why he would explain all the different methods of killing you he could imagine, but then he would end the conversation with a pat on the back and a dad joke

and a male flute?

nah he’s homosexual

Oh. Nah, he's not. He's Asian and his mom makes him play a bunch of instruments. He's like… Dom, but less flamboyant and more into murder

Idk folks, I do like murder. Eris and I thought about taking Onion Boy out, remember? I only backed out because I only kill people I have a personal connection to.

He's more of a "let's kill all our problems haha jk I mean unless" and a "let me tell you how I would kill you using midieval weaponry if I were going to kill you"

Honestly I agree
I imagine meeting Dom for the first time would consist mostly of him staring into your soul and when you ask why he would explain all the different methods of killing you he could imagine, but then he would end the conversation with a pat on the back and a dad joke

And the mandatory hip attempt
And a "nice chat"

and a male flute?

nah he’s homosexual

Oh. Nah, he's not. He's Asian and his mom makes him play a bunch of instruments. He's like… Dom, but less flamboyant and more into murder

Idk folks, I do like murder. Eris and I thought about taking Onion Boy out, remember? I only backed out because I only kill people I have a personal connection to.

He's more of a "let's kill all our problems haha jk I mean unless" and a "let me tell you how I would kill you using midieval weaponry if I were going to kill you"

Honestly I agree
I imagine meeting Dom for the first time would consist mostly of him staring into your soul and when you ask why he would explain all the different methods of killing you he could imagine, but then he would end the conversation with a pat on the back and a dad joke

And the mandatory hip attempt
And a "nice chat"

EXACTLY
Why do I feel like there would be a salute somewhere in there?

Dom: walks into a coffee shop about to meet someone, saluting that's what the kids are doing these days, right?

leans against counter I'll have a frappuccinoooooooooo

And then he’d probably do that one smile that every male human with siblings that’s between the age of 17-25 has done at some point

I know exactly what smile you're talking about

"Sir, if you're going to be drunk, I'm going to have to ask you to leave"
"Oh you think… Hahahahaha no I'm 19 I can't drink. This is just me"
we love you Dom

Dom is the best

"The only thing I drink is," points at 12 year old in the corner with chocolate chip frap, "what she's having." salutes child

DOM I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

How many pairs of khaki shorts do y'all think Dom has?

Either ten or none

There is no way this man has no khakis

At least a full week's worth.

Either ten or none

Twenty or none, take it or leave it

I'm trying to imagine Dom wearing something other than polo shirts and khakis but I literally cannot

I love how this chat has turned into a full-fledged Dom roast

Is it really a roast though

A love roast