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Started November 14, 2019 by Deleted user

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And you u mouse whore

I don't even know if I am a girl, so ha

its 11pm and its raining and its dark and gloomy outside and idk why but i kinda just feel down
maybe its cause of the weather outside
idk

anyways that wasnt a very important vent, feel free to ignore-

my friend and I have discussed and we’ve decided we’re going to start a fortune cookie company using old vines as generic fortunes
example:
“The road will work ahead. Or at least I hope it does”

Did I spend like, 50 minutes wrapping my turban for church? Yes.
Did I wake up super early just to be able to wrap my turban? Yes.
Did I successfully wrap said turban? No. No I did not.

I will not be wearing a turban today :(

Update: There were only 2 spiders
I'm suspecting that there's a spider demon or something trying to kill me
Mir, would you recommend salt?

Salt is spider poison
Unironically

This confirms my theory that spiders are, in fact, demons.

my friend and I have discussed and we’ve decided we’re going to start a fortune cookie company using old vines as generic fortunes
example:
“The road will work ahead. Or at least I hope it does”

Get me in on this

"Well, when life gives you lemons."
"Miss Keisha may be dead, but your spirit is not."

my mom is throwing a tantrum because my brother and I are tired
she wants to go to a park
we don't really wanna today
therefore apparently all we do is go on technology and never do anything nice for her
when I said "you know what, whatever. if it means so much then let's go," she said "no, because then you two are gonna be upset the whole time and I don't want to deal with that."
so
if we don't go she's not happy
if we do go she's not happy
I????

and apparently somehow
me wanting to go to a protest on friday and not being allowed to so she could go out with her friends
(a protest that involves my beliefs and human lives)
is the same as us not wanting to go to a park with her.

…
???
I–?

whack
Parents can be so immature.

whack
Parents can be so immature.

facts
now excuse me while I go try to convince her to do the thing she wants to do so that I don't suffer all day :)

It's appalling how fast one can reach new emotional lows once thought inconceivable the day before.

parent voice you feel immensely insecure about the features i've teased and criticised you over for years? you feel things? lol ok

parent voice you feel immensely insecure about the features i've teased and criticised you over for years? you feel things? lol ok

Exactly like that.

my friend and I have discussed and we’ve decided we’re going to start a fortune cookie company using old vines as generic fortunes
example:
“The road will work ahead. Or at least I hope it does”

Get me in on this

"Well, when life gives you lemons."
"Miss Keisha may be dead, but your spirit is not."

"When you're having a bad day, just remember that on all levels except physical, you are a wolf."

parent voice you feel immensely insecure about the features i've teased and criticised you over for years? you feel things? lol ok

Exactly like that.

That…. that hit deep… that hit very deep…

my friend and I have discussed and we’ve decided we’re going to start a fortune cookie company using old vines as generic fortunes
example:
“The road will work ahead. Or at least I hope it does”

Get me in on this

"Well, when life gives you lemons."
"Miss Keisha may be dead, but your spirit is not."

"When you're having a bad day, just remember that on all levels except physical, you are a wolf."

EVELYN

Me, drawing: eh this is okay
Me, two hours later: wait she's supposed to have glasses

Oh, dude.

my friend and I have discussed and we’ve decided we’re going to start a fortune cookie company using old vines as generic fortunes
example:
“The road will work ahead. Or at least I hope it does”

Get me in on this

"Well, when life gives you lemons."
"Miss Keisha may be dead, but your spirit is not."

"When you're having a bad day, just remember that on all levels except physical, you are a wolf."

EVELYN

What?

You know what would be great? Having a weighted blanket instead of deciding to pile on all of my clean blankets in the middle of summer

I feel this. Maybe I should get one.

Apparently, vinegar works too
Solution:
Salt and vinegar chips

Ash knows what's up.

Okay so my neighbors got a rescue dog who doesn't do well around other dogs, but we introduced her to my dog and now they're frens and I'm so happy

I think Cooper might have a little girlfriend

Me: Hey, mom and dad, when I use the blow dryer the noise gives me a huge headache and makes me nauseous. I've been hand drying my hair which works just as well but takes longer.
My parents: YOU DON'T USE THE HAIR DRYER BECAUSE YOU'RE A REBELLIOUS TEENAGER, NO MATTER WHAT WE TELL YOU YOU FIND A REASON NOT TO DO IT, GO BLOW DRY YOUR HAIR NOW WE WILL NOT HAVE YOU GOING ABOUT YOUR DAY WITH GREASY HAIR
Me, to myself: Good to know you care more about my looks then my health ;w;
Mother, after Father leaves, sarcastically: it's cause you're autistic. We'll have to talk to your psychiatrist about your autism.
Me, who told her about me possibly having autism according to my therapist because I thought I could trust her: N e v e r. A g a i n.

got in a mild debate at said dinner

What about?

:/ letting your hair air dry doesn't make it dirty

Tell that to my parents. I have naturally greasy hair (which they admit to!!) And drying it helps with it. But because air drying takes longer than blow drying they won't let me

The gods of Animal Crossing are willing me to play
My Switch just fell off my bed and I freaked out, but then I looked and the stand(which is kinda broken) saved the fall and now it's sitting on my floor in optimal playing position