upon still continuing to read through these fun facts despite all the torment i’ve gone through i have learned some things about octopuses that i did not need to know and i think i’m done internetting for today and the rest of the week goodbye humans i’ll see you all in therapy
upon still continuing to read through these fun facts despite all the torment i’ve gone through i have learned some things about octopuses that i did not need to know and i think i’m done internetting for today and the rest of the week goodbye humans i’ll see you all in therapy
What was it?
…do you want to know?
Yes
Spoiler - click to show.
some octopuses don't actually yiffy wiffy, as they're terrified they'll get eaten alive by the female. instead, the males will tear off their own parts, throw it at the female, and scram, while the female yiffs it instead
upon still continuing to read through these fun facts despite all the torment i’ve gone through i have learned some things about octopuses that i did not need to know and i think i’m done internetting for today and the rest of the week goodbye humans i’ll see you all in therapy
What was it?
…do you want to know?
Yes
Spoiler - click to show.
some octopuses don't actually yiffy wiffy, as they're terrified they'll get eaten alive by the female. instead, the males will tear off their own parts, throw it at the female, and scram, while the female yiffs it instead
Spoiler - click to show.
this is the effect that I desire. With less dicks being thrown at me
So. I was picking out a plant to get for my room, and I went "hmm I think I want an aromantic plant" and then I thought about that for a minute and went "wait, no. I don't want an aromantic plant. I want an aromatic plant"
So. I was picking out a plant to get for my room, and I went "hmm I think I want an aromantic plant" and then I thought about that for a minute and went "wait, no. I don't want an aromantic plant. I want an aromatic plant"
So. I was picking out a plant to get for my room, and I went "hmm I think I want an aromantic plant" and then I thought about that for a minute and went "wait, no. I don't want an aromantic plant. I want an aromatic plant"
No wait I'll be your plant–
lmao you wanna sit on my windowsill while I water you every four days?
So. I was picking out a plant to get for my room, and I went "hmm I think I want an aromantic plant" and then I thought about that for a minute and went "wait, no. I don't want an aromantic plant. I want an aromatic plant"
No wait I'll be your plant–
lmao you wanna sit on my windowsill while I water you every four days?
So. I was picking out a plant to get for my room, and I went "hmm I think I want an aromantic plant" and then I thought about that for a minute and went "wait, no. I don't want an aromantic plant. I want an aromatic plant"
No wait I'll be your plant–
lmao you wanna sit on my windowsill while I water you every four days?