Mmm talking about first names reminds me of a summer school kid who I hate with all my heart.
That just reminded me of a kid I met at a summer camp who I despise with a passion
My story is short but here we go: I met him in health, he seemed chill, sat behind me and my friend with his friend. Turns out he was a jerk. He asked if he could call me Josie, I said "No, but you can call me Jo." OFC his ass freaked out and was like what kind of girl goes by Jo lololololololol and then the next instance he called me cute I said "Okay???" he said ew and I realized he was just a jackoff with nothing better to do than bother me. The final straw was when he faked having multiple personalities because that's 10x worse than what he'd previously done. :)))
Josie-phyne or Josie-fine is the most common way people manage to butcher my name.
I have the German version of your name.
Josefine?!
Mmhmm. Pronounced Yo-seh-fee-neh.
That's so pretty I-
Danke. But everyone says it 'joe-seh-feen.'
Everybody has these pretty names then there's me stuck with Maya.
Josie-phyne or Josie-fine is the most common way people manage to butcher my name.
I have the German version of your name.
Josefine?!
Mmhmm. Pronounced Yo-seh-fee-neh.
That's so pretty I-
Danke. But everyone says it 'joe-seh-feen.'
I- I see how it is. I will admit the English pronunciation is kinda dumb sounding. :')
Honestly, I felt really bad for this one girl I knew. Her name was a really weird spelling of 'Alexandria'. Her mom just really wanted something original.
Alexandreigha?
Nope. Alesseandriyah. It doesn't even look like there should be an 'x' sounds, yet there is.
Honestly, I felt really bad for this one girl I knew. Her name was a really weird spelling of 'Alexandria'. Her mom just really wanted something original.
Alexandreigha?
Nope. Alesseandriyah. It doesn't even look like there should be an 'x' sounds, yet there is.
Sometimes I want to punch people. Why didn't anyone tell her mother to just s t o p while she was ahead???
Honestly, I felt really bad for this one girl I knew. Her name was a really weird spelling of 'Alexandria'. Her mom just really wanted something original.
Alexandreigha?
Nope. Alesseandriyah. It doesn't even look like there should be an 'x' sounds, yet there is.
Sometimes I want to punch people. Why didn't anyone tell her mother to just s t o p while she was ahead???
Drunkenly "I picked it because I got tired of the eeeee sound"
please note, this is not a real quote
I missed seven hecking pages what happened-
Nayvie is just a hipster spelling of Navy I-
"Hello these are my children Nayvie, Aerfourse, Mareen, and Koastgard."
Nayvie is just a hipster spelling of Navy I-
"Hello these are my children Nayvie, Aerfourse, Mareen, and Koastgard."
"And we have another on its way that we're naming Ahrmii!"
I thought I had a stroke reading that.
I had a stroke writing that.
Some weird stupid baby names:
Boys
• Adler
• Attyson
• Bastian
• Blayde
• Chesney
• Draven
• Diesel
• Izander
• Jaydien
• Kierson
• Ryker
• Sincere
• Sketch
• Tulsa
• Tyce
• Zaiden
• Zebulon
Girls
• Annyston
• Brook'Lynn
• Brylee
• Copelia
• Cortlyn
• Fallyn
• Harvest "You know what people will Harvest from your daughter? Her V-card."
• Jerrika
• Joplyn
• Julissa
• Luxx
• Mahayla
• Midnight
• Sharpay
• Tayzia
• Tybee
• Xylethia
• Yankee
Nayvie is just a hipster spelling of Navy I-
"Hello these are my children Nayvie, Aerfourse, Mareen, and Koastgard."
"And we have another on its way that we're naming Ahrmii!"
"We should have another and name it Mahpheea just for poopies and giggles you know?! The black sheep of the family!"
All I can think is "you gotta be sincere" from Bye Bye Birdie lol
• Harvest "You know what people will Harvest from your daughter? Her V-card."
I screamed but I'd like to offer
"You know what people will Harvest from your daughter? With that name, not her V-card."
Nayvie is just a hipster spelling of Navy I-
"Hello these are my children Nayvie, Aerfourse, Mareen, and Koastgard."
"And we have another on its way that we're naming Ahrmii!"
"We should have another and name it Mahpheea just for poopies and giggles you know?! The black sheep of the family!"
Watch Mahpheea be the only one who doesn't end up in a mafia or gang or something lol.
Well I was thinking kidneys but nooo you dirty minded hecks have to ruin everything
I'd give a list of my favorite baby names, but you'd be better off just looking at my characters lmao, that's most of them.
