forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"I mean if I was going on a quest is take you so yeah she probably took her boyfriend-"

“It’s our sticky headless woman!”

"Pickles are just salty cucumbers."
"If that's the case, then what are cucumbers?"
"Unsalted pickles."

"We're all socially awkward in this socially awkward world."

"The cats serve the food. They're more like my servants."

"Being lonely is awesome. I love being lonely."
"You cried during solitary confinement."

"Remember: Some problems can't be solved by retreating into drugs and alcohol. Some problems require you to forge ahead into drugs and alcohol."

"Don't neglect the spiritual side of your life. Find the best person you know, nail him to a cross, and worship him."

"When we said we wanted the Kirby anime back, we didn't mean to do a crossover with Attack on Titan."

"Little plastic babies riding a carrot. Naked. Mohawk optional." For someone who's a stickler about dinner-appropriate topics, my dad walks the line real hard

"So the question is live in New Jersey or die. In which case, I would still be stung by 100 bees."

"To be gay or to be straight. That is the question."

"I need a hand. No, I don't need any help. I just need a hand. Can I have yours?"

"Bad mood? Just make a slightly-offensive-joke-but-the-offensive-part-is-unclear-and-kinda-confusing-so-nobody-actually-will-get-offended. It'll instantly brighten your day."

"I dare you to say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious with a knife to your throat. It's not as easy as you think, bub."

"Leave me alone! Let me pursue my cannibalistic ideations in peace!"

"But- if national skiing person, why Switzerland?"

"I don't watch this show because I like it, I watch it because I'm a mentally ill bisexual in love with the entire cast."

On Frankenstein "No he wasn't, he dropped out to become a full time sociopath."

"If you're an artist in this day and age and you haven't made at least one Sonic OC, you're doing something wrong."

"Bad Minecraft players get put in the Sky Donut to reevaluate their life choices."

“Are you talking about nuclear power again?”
“Yes.”

On Frankenstein "No he wasn't, he dropped out to become a full time sociopath."

#teamcreature

“the romanians will pay for making a fool out of us”

“mind if i come through here hungary? okay, thanks”
“mind if i come through here romania (before they made a fool out of us)? okay, thanks”
“this is what I call the back door move.”

"How long does it take to drive-"
"You're not gonna drive to Guam."

"I'm an artist. I suffer for my art"

“Stop talking about your nipples and let’s go.”

"Very well. Lawyer up. The kids are mine."
– The official Skittles Twitter, 2020

'You're my drug."
"Seek therapy, instantly."

"There's just so much lava piling up on the big wafer."

"Okay, I get he loves her, but like- why chase her through the street like a crazed maniac?"

"me watching yall massacre this thread while i was away"
"blame xanther and the other users"

"xan calls me out for having bad taste but he thinks scorpion and views are classics"

"draco draco shoot him in the face shoot him in the nose"

"aesop rock and rav's fanbase consists of sad gays who make up fake scenarios in their head because their real life sucks"