forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"I did NOT go as Arthur for Halloween, before anyone asks."

"It was really gay for like two minutes and then BAM! Arrest! And now I'm kind of sad."

"Kissing the homies? Not gay. Reminiscing about passionately making out with the homies for several minutes while staring wistfully into space and talking about his smell and how you miss it so much? Kinda gay, not gonna lie."

#Truth

"It was really gay for like two minutes and then BAM! Arrest! And now I'm kind of sad."

"Would you believe me if I told you the same thing happened again? Because-"

“Maybe next time make them a bit bigger so their hands don’t come off.”

"Our garage is like chocolate! Bending!"

"You can think about Rogue One without crying? Hmm. Can't relate."

"I find it hard to believe that you aren't a lesbian."

"Being dumb is a self-fulfilling prophecy."

"That's a little, as the kids say, 'sus'."
"Never say that again."

"Are you-"
"Pregnant?"
"-okay?"
"Oh yeah no that makes more sense."

"That's not adultery, that's just projection."

holding out hand in a strangling gesture "Place neck here."

"I love you"
"No, you don't"
"Oh, your right…I don't!"
"Wait! I was kidding! You do!"
"Ight, I guess I do."

"I should see if I can make a Swedish meatball blush"

"Try Meth Mouse!"
repeatedly drops drugged mouse

"the mouse is body rolling in the club, I'm scared."

"I'd let him strangle me with those yaoi hands of his."

No, I'm pretty sure it's a fake pumpkin

"That's it, you're losing your breathing privileges. Hand 'em over."