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Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"You know. I'm trying to just be nicer and not hate people. Except Dennis Radar. Fuck him."

These are all quotes from the same man

He must have a a beautiful life.

he's a beautiful man with a beautiful life, yes

"Everybody's gonna think that I'm incredibly abusive to my non-existent girlfriend."

"We're not looking at communists today!"

in tears "Dad? Are you a communist?"

"I've been a dirty crime boy for quite a while now."

"But we have learnt something, we've learnt that we have illegal immigrants under our house."

"I will screw you, Schlatt, I'll screw you in more ways than just climate change."

"If the shop can't give me what I need, I will just burn it to the ground and kill the occupants. That doesn't make me a Karen, that makes me a psychopath. Okay?"

"Sun Tzu's Art of War: If you wanna make a transatlantic railway system, you gotta make friends."

"You wouldn't download a GENDER!"

"'You wouldn't download a car' yes the fuck I would, bitch."

"What you call 'weird conspiracy theorists,' some people call a 'marketable social demographic.'"

"If it's a boy it better be a twink."

"What I wouldn't do to consensually throw a woman, let me tell you."

"I feel bad."
"You're not supposed to feel bad for him."
"Yeah, but he's HOT."
"Fair enough."

"Is that Pitbull?"
"That's the Pope."

"Y'know those silly pranks you used to do in elementary school?"
"Like arson?"

"That is a grilled-cheese chariot of aggression."

"Is that Pitbull?"
"That's the Pope."

I and my older brother both laughed at this so that’s cool.

“I, as a completely average non-sexual straight woman, in a completely platonic non-sexual way, would love to suffocate myself in your tiddies, as good friends”

“I, as a completely average non-sexual straight woman, in a completely platonic non-sexual way, would love to suffocate myself in your tiddies, as good friends”

This is what straight historians read old-timey queer love letters as

"I know you want to, but don't kill him."

"God wasted atoms creating you."

"Good news and bad news. I got you a woman, bad news, she's American."

"There are no boundaries. When your mom's a salmon, what can they do?"

These were all the same guy, he also happened to be born in 1999 so do with that information what you will

"Aw, dang it, I lost my weapon of mass destruction."

"I last saw God getting a Mountain Dew."

"Requiem For A Dream intensifies."

"Happy Jew year."

"HANS!!!"

“All meat is naked!”

Would you like me to make your gums bleed
No but, I appreciate the offer

Think happy thoughts. Not deathy thoughts

Recycling, hey? A good use of natural resources.
I’ve done that! One time, I re-ate the cat food!

Ya! Don’t play dumb with me; that’s my sister's job

Nnnnnnnn!! My grandma taught me the true spirit of the cocoa bean, and it’s in her honor I now defend, you stupid hoser!

Your grandma sounds hot!

DO NOT LISTEN TO SUCH POISON! GAMES ARE NOT WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT! THIS A PLACE GREAT SERIOUSNESS1 DON'T YOU AGREE, CLASSMATE.
You're scaring me ._.
FEAR IS NOT WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT!

Hey! No bullying
You're blood type A, right
Right..?
That one tastes the best

They say money can't buy happiness but it can build Obama Land

greetings whore
[fortnite dances uwu]

If you want boys to respect you, show them you're serious. Shoot someone, blow something up

I guess being bloodthirsty gets a little distracting. (Beat) …And by that I mean spread democracy

When I say big sister, I mean BIG sister. Apparently, her breasts are so giant they make her back hurt. Also… she’s poor, so those are real!

Let's all have fun together
(3+ hours later)
Come on. I'm waiting for your bankruptcy

We all got our hobbies
IT'S NOT A HOBBY YOU DUMBASS, IT'S A CRIME

Green
(groans)
Green
Oh come on! >:(
Green
I CaLL FucKiNG hAcKS
No swearing
I L L B E S A L T Y
Hahaha
Shut up you hipster
That is what you get
(Demonic screeching)

Not if Charlie has something to say it
Ugh… Something
R-R-Rekt
Really, Sophie
Is that all you got
You didn't like my pun
It wasn't a pun and it sucked, you suck Sophie

It's really nice what you did for my sister
I'd do anything for you, I'd even kill for you
Pleasetellmetokillforyou

Haters will see you kill one person and call you a murderer

I love suffering with a nice soundtrack

I take super hot showers because I like practicing burning in hell

If I die… p-please… CLEAR MY INTERNET HISTORY!

Morning…
It's already evening, how much sleep do you need

Wow I have a lot of people to disappoint

Existing is exhausting

Well at least they died for our country
That's not how that went
My therapist says I can believe whatever I want, it helps with the screaming

Welcome to Highschool, Where dreams come to die

So mom, if you're a vampire and dad's a human, does that make me like something from Twilight
What did I say about Twilight
It's racist…..
And I won't let it be mentioned in this household

Oh, there's no need to bother with such trifles, We should simply make ourselves conformable and I̘̊ W̗̾IL͇͍̬̬͛̀̋̀L͇̟͋́ ̝́W̛͖͖͖̫͗̋̈À͚T̰̯͂̾Ć̗̻̳͆̏Ḫ̢̦̱̃̌̔̇ ̛͙͓̉Y̮͈̣̑̓́Ȍ̪Ű̱̹̍ ̠̻̭͋̑̊͘͢Ḅ̖̣́͂̅U̫̅R̬̮̗͓̮̋̿͂̇͡N̲̞̹̏͊͌- adapt to our environment- Y̼͚̟̭͓͒͊̎̓͘Ő̪̼̇̏̽͜͟U͖̘̠͚̐͊̈̚R͇͉̙̼̀́͗͘ ̛̹͖̭̋̃D̝͓̠̀̓̚A̛͓̫̻̍͠Ỳ͎̥͠Ş̲͇̬̐͋͊͘ ͍̈́Ą͞R̯̈́E ̭͎́͡Ṅ̺̗͝U͍͔͆̈́M̧̰̻͋̉̕B͎̺͚͓̤̈͋̆͠͝E̦̪͊̆R̭͖͠͡Ẽ̱D̡͓̞̆̉͌

What should I get at IHOP
Killed

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
Gaki: ̖͒I̧̲̒̇ ̗́M͓̪̝̬̑͋͆̽ ̜̋ ̛̞̜̲́͝Ǧ̥͇̙͖͍͂͒̅͘ ̗͑O̩̿̚ͅ ̠̘͖̦̑̈́̃͗İ̯ ̻̓͟͝N ̤̰̗̺̔͂̾̚G̠͒ ̡͚͍͈̔̆͂͋ ̧͓̄͒G̘͕͚̓̍͞ ̰̟̏̿Å̝͍̌ ̀͜Ř̲̥̼͗̕ ͉̖̏͑G̗̥̼̲̍̀̉͛̅͜ ̨̣̉͗L̟̙̲͆̿̾̿͢ ̨͔͇̺̺̒̽͗̕͞É̟̳͎̌̉ ͕̝͉̳̐͗͊̊ ̨̳̖͋̄̊̕͢Ÿ̥̞̙́͊̽ ̛͔̝̃O̥͎͐͠ U̞̻͆̋ R̡̛̜̳̍͛ ̟̠͇̇̇́͟͞ ̠̓S͈͙̒̂͊͢ O ̡͖̲̞̂̀̃̿Ủ̟͚̱̥̀̂̆̅͜ L ̺͒ L ̻͖͆̚I̛̼̮̻̿̉ ̛̫̪͓̞̻̎͗̅͞K ͔̬̑̅E̺̽ ͖̎ ͖͚̋͋A̤͌ ̱̪̺̳̍̒̾͋ ̞̚͝ͅC̩͎̋͌ ͓̜͇̞̎͗͂͋͜͞H ͇͇̈́̋̔ͅE ̘̪̇̌E̪͔̋͐ ̢̮̮̞͒̅̀͡S̙͔̒̅ ̙͙̟̋̉͒Ė̢ C̖͋ ̺́Ḁ͚̦̽͒̕ K̘̠̫̺̆̍̄̓ ͇̘̤̔́͗E̤̒
THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
(̺͚̟͇͎̓̐̆̔͠Ǧ̺Ả͎R̢̖̺̉͋̄̒͜G̺͚̎̍͗͢LÌ̝̰̻̗̊̉͡NǴ̞̩̥̗̿̾͊͟͡ ̡̜̪̓̀͝Į͍͚͖̗́̀͊̊͝N̦̔T͈̫͒̀͒͢Ẹ̹̀̒NS̰̻̱̳̩͌́̓̉̏Í͎̩̙̓̌F̹͙̃́I̦̎EȘ̮̭̺͋́͊̏)͎̻͂͒̀͢
AAAAAAAAHHHHH

We're all a disgrace!

When is Christmas coming
Sophie, We been over this
Isn't Thanksgiving really the pilgrims stealing our land and then trying to play off as if we're the bad guys

More sprite cranberry, please

I hope you all end up unemployed and homeless

I don't play that bullshit, I play that gun shit for real

I have no interest in you normies. If none of you are a god, angel, or demon, don't even bother talking to me

Yellow
Kaito, you whore
There is a child here, Yuuma
… Do you even know half the shit she says
He's right, I can't argue with that

AYO MINATO, COME GET YOUR MANZ
You can't escape me, glasses boy
Knock it off, will you
I don't wanna

Hey, can you not go killing everyone we know
Hmmm… I'll think about
K thanks
I thought it about. how about no

Ah! Social Interaction! G-g-get it away from me

If I had to guess, I say you were an avid fan of niche pornography
WHAT!?
Ah, My suspicions are confirmed. Most interesting will take note for future reference

I ain't drop anything but school but when I come back yall hoes going being dropping left and right. Casket business about to be booming. Better start counting your days and your minutes…

My middle finger gets a boner every time it sees you

I'm not going to no hospital! Hospitals are for rich people and my Obamacare ain't kicked in yet

I'm going to go quietly mourn my dead children

Wow, Your intellect is on a higher level than that of a normal human being
If that's the case our species is doomed to fail

I'll stomp one of yall bitches out
How you going stomp a bitch out with some yeezys, you need to put on some timbs

Why flirt when there's life alert
You need to stop doing this

Dawg, This is the fucking collector edition
Whatever collect your shit and dip

You thought you were dipping and dodging on those payments
Bitch yes

Not only is that a violation of health, that's a violation of human decency

You're ugly, You're disgusting, I'm going to kill you, give me 200 dollars

Tony the Tiger is our furry lord and savior. He died for our balanced breakfast

Like ma'am, I'm not the fucking one today, I'm not in a good fucking mood, My body is sore, Please back up out of my face

Why? Why do think, Madoka because they're following us that's why
You're not really clear on who, though
All of them, Everyone. THE COPS! UNDERWORLD! THE ILLUMINATI! THEY'RE TOTALLY REAL AND THEY'RE WACTHING US! iknowbecausetumblrtoldme
Oh god who let her on tumblr

Man, sure is lovely out
AH!
AH!
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Could say the same thing about you, pal
Were you watching us
Little bit
You sick son of bitch

Hey, don't you sell drugs
Not anymore, I plan to be a better mother for my son
Bitch, fuck your son, I want my drugs

Where the hell are you
You told me to go to the supermarke-
NO I DID NAUGHT, BRING UR ASS HOME NOOOOOOOOWWWWWW

I love how this cake is cut
Theo: I'm gonna knock you on your ass

I want to believe you're a Libra but you're acting like a Gemini
Don't signshame me!

Please violence is never the solution
Enough with nonviolence I AM ON YOU LIKE STRIPES ON A TIGER

T H E E X A G G E R A T E D S W A G G E R O F A B L A C K T E E N

“I want my esophagus to be swole.”

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster bruh.

"weASELS WITH MY MOTHER."

"What is it with you and boys in maid outfits?" "What do you mean?"