forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"Oh Sharpener-Khun…Where are you…"
(dont ask XD)

"My dad is white."

Same though.

"Happy birthday, meatbag!"

“Ha! I’m not a Mormon missionary! I’m here to cough on you!”

"Wicked camel toe you've got there."
"Thanks, I cooked it myself. You want some?"

"licks face This…"
"What the fu- Oh no. Oh god please don-"
"This is the taste of a flaming homosexual, [insert name here]!"

"Oh no, oh fuck, not the goddamn milk shavings"

"Bro his ass is the size of a dumptruck."

"Chompa-chompa"
long pause
"Is that the Bite of '87?!"

'i risked my life for a TOASTER'

“You may call yourself a top but at the end of the day we are all bottoms to capitalism”

Ella. Your username.

what about it

I'm slightly scared but also slightly impressed.

Els babe I adore you

It's December. Had this been November, her username would be a warning.

nah, I removed the nut from my user that month. can’t be failing

Hello
Hewwo
uwu
owo
Yeeee
Ohhh?
Heehee
Hee
Heehee wowww
Woww
bird noises?
Rrrttt?

(if anyone is overly confused, I can explain)

"Hola, como estas?
"Soy muerto. Y tu?"
"Tengo hambre tambien!"
wheezing

"Can I-"
"No."
"But-"
"No, you're not gonna lick my feet today. Maybe tomorrow, if you're lucky, but not today."
":("

"Hola, como estas?
"Soy muerto. Y tu?"
"Tengo hambre tambien!"
wheezing

I too, am wheezing

(suddenly and without looking up from homework, in dutch) "i wanna die"
(four others, also without looking up, in english) "same"

"well, jokes on you, i'm ✨ depressed ✨"