forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"salt on my fish ice on my wrist"
"salt on my wrist ice on my fish"

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"well you're a fucking bottom, professor quirrell, so I wouldn't talk."

i am hollering over this

"NO!"
"It's time to yeet out of life"
(In a baby voice)"I don't want you to die…"

"I'm NOT in a funk! I'll just help them with work…"
(Whisper so someone in the back) "He's in a funk"

"WHOEVER SAID THAT, GET THE FUCK OUT! I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO INSULT HER IN THAT WAY, YOU LITTLE FUCKER."

"Did she have those coca-cola curves?"
"This guy is asking the right questions! Of course, she did. What hot girl doesn't have coca-cola curves?"

"There's this restaurant in Canada that me and my gr-"
"Sydney, nobody gives a fuck about your life."

"She drank too much coffee."
"What are you talking about? She's always like this."

"Oh, I know why your name isn't here. It's because the system hates you."

"Duchess, where is Princess? Where did she go, girl?"

"Remember that time we got high?"
"High? High on what? Drugs?"
"No, those waffles that had a whole lot of whipped cream, sprinkles, and cheerios."
"Oh, I thought you meant the hand sanitizer."
"That too."

"What drugs are you on?"
"Grass."
"Really?"
"No, I'm always this crazy."

"I swear if you don't shut up, I'll stab you."
"Aw, thanks bestie. That's what I've been waiting for my whole life."

"Did she have those coca-cola curves?"
"This guy is asking the right questions! Of course, she did. What hot girl doesn't have coca-cola curves?"

(Roblox Trollers in a nutshell)

"Did she have those coca-cola curves?"
"This guy is asking the right questions! Of course, she did. What hot girl doesn't have coca-cola curves?"

(Roblox Trollers in a nutshell)

(why am i laughing? it's not even that funny)

"I definitely didn't write that in Oompa Loompa blood."

"What the hell do you mean by 'I can't commit cannibalism on my best friend'? If he consents, it's fine, right?"
"No."
"But-"
"Shut up and go to sleep."

“You whisper into the piss slit then hold your ear to it and a deep wizard voice will answer you”

"Don't do that! That'll cause screenshotism!"

"MY HANDS!!!! THEY SMELL LIKE GARLIC!!!!"

"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is screeching loud for all to hear."
inhale

"do you think this is a good size?"
"for what? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"the BREAD you DINGUS."

"You're like an overcaffeinated Batman."

A bunch of quotes from the past hour only:

"I'm trying to focus on neutral, not the abs."

"MARIO NOOO"

"I wanna kiss him and I don't even wanna kiss him."

"Wait don't go, you're gorgeous."

"This makes up for Steve."

"Shulk is quaking in his undies right now."

"Fuck America's opinions."

"He just stuck it in roughly and ouch."

"Just proves that Australians suck."

"The MACDONALD'S CUT tho."

"Stop being so energetic. Next thing you know, you'll be doin' zoomies at 100 mph."

" what do you mean my waifu isn't real ? my waifu is right here ! grabs cardboard cutout of DIO see ? "

I can't believe Mario's fucking dead.

"I, Giorno Giovanna, have come here to say one thing."
"Yes?"
long pause
"Chimken nuggets."
"I-"
"Thank you for coming to my TED Talk."

I can't believe Mario's fucking dead.

LMAO YES

"I hope whoever invented these things casually jumped off of a cliff."