forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"why do i have so many fake limbs?"
"because you were a mistake, so god is trying to erase you piece by piece"
"understandable, have a great day"

(My siblings.)

(That was me after my dad tried to wake me up lmao)

(I would simultaneously hate and be proud of you if I had to deal with that.)

"Time travelling toe thievery!"
"I feel like I just entered a portal I never wanted to enter."

"The Hype House, but we're actually talented."

"The Hype House, but we're actually talented."

Being straight is a talent

(My siblings.)

(That was me after my dad tried to wake me up lmao)

(I would simultaneously hate and be proud of you if I had to deal with that.)

(thank.)

"The Hype House, but we're actually talented."

Being straight is a talent

Thank you.

“So you bite baby Jesus- Wait. No.”

“Baby Jesus is toast!”
“Well yes, but actually no.”

“Can people stop stealing children.”

“Baby Jesus wouldn’t stick his finger in a light socket.”

“What would Jesus do.”

“You gotta do your cooking by the book.”
uncontrollable laughing

"would you please take a break from staring at the kids here and come look at these dolphins?"

"do you want to die?"
"well, yes, but actually no."

"what's it called when you mistake someone else's child for your own at a park like in the shows?"
"big brain moment,,"
"bad parenting-"
"there are two types of people-"
"accidental kidnapping."
"three. there are three types of people."

"do you want to die?"
"well, yes, but actually no."

I feel called out

"Have you seen Chicago? It's a bunch of toxic girls stripper dancing. You'd love it."

Don't call me out like that asdghfgj Chicago slaps

Don't call me out like that asdghfgj Chicago slaps

as a raging bisexual same

"okay, who took my rohan nendoroid figure? whoever took it, i will end your bloodline here and now"

"what do you want to eat?"
"beesechurger"
"what the fuck is a beesech-"
"beesechurger. now."

"totally not about to convince my boyfriend to dress up as a dolphin and pose with my jotaro figure-"
"please tell me you're not gonna make me do that-"
"you will. you cannot refuse."
"s h i t,,,"

"never going outside again. this damn yellow orb burned my skin. 0/10, would not recommend."

"noted heterosexual capitalist Oscar Wilde" -eva, 2021

I knew that would be here.

I would love to say that is a Holy Roman Empire situation. But, he was, in fact, noted.

"I always thought the Bermuda Triangle would play a bigger role in my life. I mean, I guess I'm glad it doesn't, but still."

"You look like Michael Jackson. Was that your goal when you decided to dress like that?"

“You’re running over the Holy Family!”
“Stop running over the Holy Family.”

“Your stomach is the wrong color.”

“You’re running over the Holy Family!”
“Stop running over the Holy Family.”

Me when my cat knocks them all down to sit in our Nativity

"Now how am I supposed to show off my sick ass hair?"