@Yamatsu
"While it may be true that only God can judge you, you're making it real easy for Him to decide you're a jackass."
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@spacebluelily language
"ALEXANDRA, PICK A PLACE TO DIE RIGHT NOW!"
"W-why?"
"Because I said so."
@Starfast group
"If I was a drag queen my drag name would just be Grass."
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
"While it may be true that only God can judge you, you're making it real easy for Him to decide you're a jackass."
I want this in a book.
@ElderGodSeeba petsbing bing 🐸
"You know the phrase "bad things happen to good people"? Well, I've been thinking; that could also work on the other side of the scale. Good things happen to bad people. That's why they're bad. Because they don't know what it's like to suffer"
@Pickles group
"So if I was gonna drive on drugs, I should pick heroin?"
@probablypolnareff language
"God doesn't have the right to be god-tier. He's at least a C-tier at best."
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
“You don’t like jazz! Heresy! Anathema shalt ye be!”
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"It might be illegal, depending on what country you live in."
"I'm… American."
"What state do you live in?"
"Uh… denial."
@Pickles group
Spoiler - click to show.
@probablypolnareff language
"Send that toaster back to the depths from which it came."
"puts the toaster in a bathtub full of water"
"WAIT NO DON'T BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-"
@spacebluelily language
I’m the guy who bags groceries at the grocery store”
“And if someone says the first one, you’re fired go to the waiting room”
“It’s probably my OCD working overtime”
@probablypolnareff language
"My criminal record is longer than a football field, and it's still being expanded."
@squiddicus language
"The easiest way to die is just to wait for the guacamole to run out."
@probablypolnareff language
"They're making it very clear that they wanted him aborted-"
@requiemisback language
"Wow, that guy really just kicked that fucking baby."
Deleted user
"Wow, that guy really just kicked that fucking baby."
(The game "Who's your daddy?" in a nutshell.)
@requiemisback language
"Wow, that guy really just kicked that fucking baby."
(The game "Who's your daddy?" in a nutshell.)
(LMAO that does fit- i wish that were the context for the quote xd)
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
“Yasss! Chicken armpits!”
@Althalosian-is-the-father book
“Excuse me.”
“You will never be excused for your many heinous actions against all of mankind.”
“…”
“But yeah I’ll move.”
@requiemisback language
"Stop eating my computer! I know it's tasty, but I need it for my schoolwork!"
Deleted user
"Stop eating my computer! I know it's tasty, but I need it for my schoolwork!"
(Cough My dog Cough)
@requiemisback language
"Stop eating my computer! I know it's tasty, but I need it for my schoolwork!"
(Cough My dog Cough)
(lmao yeah that's what happened here- my dog was legit trying to chomp on my computer and it was weird :v)
@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies
"Stop eating my computer! I know it's tasty, but I need it for my schoolwork!"
(Cough My dog Cough)
(My dog ate my computer)
@requiemisback language
"We need to stop stealing shit and actually get some damn money."
"I think I'm gonna go be problematic on purpose."
"Today is gonna be a good day!"
tries putting a straw through a CapriSun, but accidentally pokes a hole right through the pouch, causing it to leak
"ugly-sobbing NOOOOOOOO"