forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"Well, his name is Washcloth George and he lives in a kiwi."

"Can I roll a metagaming check?"

"Page two of Google is way worse than the deep web!!!"

“Trust in the process of the ass. The proc-ass.”
“I thought he was the president of the United States! What’s he doing in the outfield of my kickball game??? >:(“
“Coochie prosperity to all.”
“E is for egg.”
“So you were upside-down on the stairs crying with half a taquito down your pants asking me if I thought god was real”

“You thought it was a whale, but it was really a banana!”

“Delicious soap m’lady!”

"Yes, just give them all a big ol schmack. They frankly could care less."

"OH GOD WHAT IS THAT- Oh, that's an eyeball."

"To be fair, chonky boys do deserve a good amount of respect. To be that chonky takes courage, y'hear?"

"What are your opinions about government?"
"It has its pros and cons, overall, not a big fan of government."
"What's the best way to run a government?"
"Mild anarchy."
"Aren't you a king?"
"That's why it's mild."

"What kind of asshole rejects free bread?"

"yknow what? fuck you"
un-bills your exo

"wanting to learn more about the art hoes"

"im not a scammer as u can see in my bio im 13"
"hmmm sounds like something a SCAMMER would say"

"oof 13 year olds have joined, everyone tone down the sex"
"galaxy im 13"

"i’m an entity, that’s all u need to know"

"The lamp cannot hurt you."

"I personally think that he'd just eat all of the contents inside the fridge, then eat the fridge itself. After that… he might still be hungry honestly."

"What are your opinions about government?"
"It has its pros and cons, overall, not a big fan of government."
"What's the best way to run a government?"
"Mild anarchy."

I… kind of agree with all of this.

"Tommy, please no war crimes today, we're on a streak of 3 right now, it's our high score."

"You're worried about doxxing your dead bearded dragon?"
"I respect people's privacy!"

"He's going as fast as he can, he sees a kid, and he just- clotheslines him."
"I crunch 'im up and put him in the tube so he can't expand and get out."

"You'd think two old men with professional acting experience would be able to fake at least a little sexual tension but APPARENTLY NOT"

"And you guys are the terrified people screaming as the plane does a nosedive into the Atlantic Ocean."
"It's like a roller coaster, until you hit the ground!"

"Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no games, or games, unlimited games, no games."

"It's not like your husband can die twice."

"Would you rather be instantly teleported into a room full of beautiful women, or instantly teleported into a closet chock-full of lizards?"
"There's a recurring theme here of women vs. lizards."

"Put it in the freezer."
"Then what are you gonna do with the bodies?"

“Just painting this girl’s ass.”

"Disclaimer: I am not Jesus."

"You sound like Chewbacca's father while watching the not porn."

“Pray for poop.”