"it's simple. you either spill your guts out or you get out of the treehouse. you should know that, pyro!"
"yes ma'am-"
"LMAO imagine having your name be an arson joke"
"no it's not. it's not a joke. i can and will commit arson. you're at the top of the list bub"
"What do you need to use a urinal??"
"…"
"And what is Mr. Potatohead famous for?"
"Not that."
1."Shut up u prick"
2."/lkmlnbnkcvn kvbcnmbv b nbvncvkl nm clb m bgflm bbgnklgbm bf dgbjho m, gdf fgnj g dfhoud fgdfgkhg gbjidbgf ,dgfbkjnkbdfgbkjlrbkjd , fgdbhj m, dgnjogrskj rebiurgnk vgnbjfgkn g"
"Oh! Alright."
rav stream dump incoming
"i hit u with that AABB!!!! saves all, shaved balls, ain't small!!!!"
"how u gonna school me on jewish history when my name is in hebrew?"
"oh scoobs i'm gonna fuckin uhhhh shit myself"
"i'm a chimney sweep from texas, mate"
"spork is NOT carrying me"
"Kill me sexy qveer 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧😩😩😩😩😩"
"he's a fragile little man"
"CRACK HIS RIBS"
"and she's a pathological liar"
"the real question is: does she eat hot chip?"
"i just really wanted to bash his head into the wall but i love him so i couldn't"
"easy fix. just bash his head into the wall then say 'i love you.' works every time"
"domestic abuse 100"
(note: these are all quotes from a speedpaint stream i did yesterday)
"he's a fragile little man"
"CRACK HIS RIBS""and she's a pathological liar"
"the real question is: does she eat hot chip?""i just really wanted to bash his head into the wall but i love him so i couldn't"
"easy fix. just bash his head into the wall then say 'i love you.' works every time"
"domestic abuse 100"(note: these are all quotes from a speedpaint stream i did yesterday)
(PY I REMEMBER THESE AGASHHAGSH)
(god that stream was so chaotic and i loved it)
"You heard here first, folks, Jackie Chan is a plant."
"Ah yes, powder! Y'know, every single good thing is in powdered form. There has not been a single bad thing that is a powder."
silence
"Okay, there is one bad thing that is a-"
"Where are they? Who moved them? Who moved my children? Somebody moved my M&Ms. And now I'm going to start killing. The other people in my house tried to hide the M&Ms from me. But because I'm a little goblin, I found them."
"Ok, fine. I won't give the child cancer in the funny RPG."
Way to go Mosis.
waving arms and making high pitched noises while running
“A barbecue! AAAAHAGAHAHAHHAAAAHAAA!!!’
"ma'am what is that"
"uhm… nothing"
"it looks like a gun"
"[panicking] IT'S MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GUN"
"Look, no. Is there a crotch flap, is what I'm asking."
"Why are you asking?"
"I'm just concerned."
"No! YOU'RE UGLY AND I HATE YOU!"
"And you're a bowl of hummus and chips. And nobody likes hummus and chips."
"I like hummus and chips."
"And you're nobody."
"…. well played."
"uh,, yknow, the titanic water?"
"you mean the pacific ocean???"
"why… why are they trying to kill my children"
"pyro you're 17 u legally can't have kids"
"shut up they're my emotional children"
And nobody likes hummus and chips."
I nearly cussed out the person who said this. But. I only forgive bc I know this person has no experience in goodness.
Who knew dom was so passionate about hummus
I’m Arab. Hummus is important. So is olive oil. Very important.
olive oil 😏
Go to Gehenna you disgusting excuse for an appreciator of food.
“And that makes no sense because virgins exist.”
“Duck has better pp than me and I’m Jealous.”
"Ah yes, the three genders: Boy, girl, and Sam."