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@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster group

Chrismas is a time for battle in shopping mall

That's even worse than our actual animation

You only got 15 minutes to eat, if you can't finish eating within that time limit I will kill you

@cryptic-glitch

"look. if you can't handle my juicy ass, then just say that."

"you wouldn't sit on my face."

"for a person who is weirded out by sex, i make an astounding amount of sex jokes."

@Pickles group

"Chook that cicken!"

"When at first you don't succeed, retrain the tiger to eat a child."

"Listen, sometimes your magic tricks don't work and the tiger doesn't eat your victim."

"So I can't be hatecrimed for being nonbinary, but I can be hatecrimed for liking girls."
"You're nonbinary? GANG!"

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster group

Oh my, It's looks like somebody needs a spanking
Dude, think you can make my 10,000 25 centimeter condoms
If you try to take my piano, I'll stratch your eyes out
Our time together has been wonderful, make sure to lock your doors at night

@ZephirFox8812

It's a piano made of drugs!

Look at all those tomatoes (about watermelons)

It's a conspiracy to get teenagers to steal old ladies' groceries!

Person 1: Oh, it's Dave!
Person 2: Dave?
Person 3: Dave!
Person 2: Daaaaaaavvveeee!!!
P1: Dave dave dave!
P3: It's Daveeeee

@requiemisback language

"and then i hands-down just slapped him across the face"
"how did you slap him if your hands were down?"

"i'd totally stab my wife in the gut for a chicken nugget"

@cryptic-glitch

"There it is."
(together in a weird voice) "Lotus Casinoeeeeeeeeee."

AHHHHHH FELLOW PERCY JACKSON FAN???

asdfg yesss you're so swag!!
me and my sister always say this?? for no reason

@kavinfrazier21

My grandpa slaps my ass, after i have told him to stop multiple times, gets drunk alot and gets really close to hitting my grandma, he calls my friends really pretty and hits on them, pets my head and lays in my bed with me even when i say no. (can i report him for this)