forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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Suck my balls, you dumb potato eater
I will smite you with the power of 1 million north korea
Would you like me to make your gums bleed

“Go monkey people! Die! Die! Die!”

“Stop talking about fish bladders!”

“We need another sin.”

"Good smoothie"
"Wait, you took some??"
"Yeah, you have plenty."
"And you have plenty of organs but I don't see you donating those."

"If you ain't got no ass take your broke money home!"

You're like a big giant little wienie
Someone better be dead and or leaving their money for me

"What's up?"
"I want to foster a service monkey."

"It looks like if a sock monkey and an Otamatone had a child!"

"What should we get Papa for his birthday?"
"Well, he likes safety, and he's religious, so… air bags with Jesus on them."

Last one is 10/10.

Grandmother's shouldn't twerk
Haveyouacceptedjesusaspersonalsavior
Because I am your favorite amongst these heathens
Touch me harder

"NCU 6067, BIG BOY, what's the difference?"

Well it's because in my country it's pretty normal to have women strong enough to destroy a doughnut shop with the their bare hands

no but seriously she convinced a wacko to start a cult (different than hers) to cause mass destruction and chaos so a green dragon would come down from the ozone layer and then destroy a meteor that scientists were already working on how to get rid of
but in any case she is 100% gold

(Wait, that's actually the story?! I thought Team Flare was just a bunch of idiots who liked fashion?)

(This is actually the Delta Episode of Pokémon ORAS (starring Zinnia as the “she” I was talking about), although I understand why you were confused, considering that both ORAS and XY involve green dragons who stop the chaos of the two main legendaries, lol. And they did come out in the 6th generation.)

(Wait, that's actually the story?! I thought Team Flare was just a bunch of idiots who liked fashion?)

(This is actually the Delta Episode of Pokémon ORAS (starring Zinnia as the “she” I was talking about), although I understand why you were confused, considering that both ORAS and XY involve green dragons who stop the chaos of the two main legendaries, lol. And they did come out in the 6th generation.)

(Tells you how much I know about Team Flare. I totally forgot what game they were from.)

That's a lettuce, not a cabbage, you numpties

I'm kinda going for shitty edgy ass OC vibes– yeah I'm aware it doesn't work in DnD okay

"I like your mix of Russian grandma and cottagecore."
"BABUSHKACORE!"

"A special feature in a couch for billionaires?"
"A guillotine."

THAT MAN'S A MONSTER CREATED BY FALLOUT FROM NUCLEAR TESTS! HE TEARS DOWN BUILDNGS! HE BREATHES FIRE!
What I am doing? I'm 4000 years old
I'm going to gargle your dick like a cheesecake

"A special feature in a couch for billionaires?"
"A guillotine."

When's dear ol jeff's birthday? I wanna give this to him in minecraft obviously

Saturday is such a stupid day (april 24th)

"A special feature in a couch for billionaires?"
"A guillotine."

When's dear ol jeff's birthday? I wanna give this to him in minecraft obviously

Linn no the FBI is aware of "in Minecraft" now-

"No thoughts head empty only Petrichor."

"WHY IS IT SQUISHY?!"

"You have good veins."

"You have good veins."