Notebook.ai

"Satan. Get off our food."

"I saw a lady and she rurned around and she was my brother."

"Nothing better than sex jokes about the KKK."

"I'm talking to dough."

@requiemisback

"Got hunted down by a wacky fangirl today. [sigh]"
…
"odio questa vita."

So we had to apologize to Greece for playing with his pussy without permission
I once killed a man in his sleep with his own mustache and a grape
"Is this a picture of your girlfriend, boyfriend or gender-neutral chibi thing"
You made me die :{
Why you look at me like that with no eyes

@Althalosian-is-the-father

(Noah fence, but just post like five or something in the future. It’s just that Wall isn’t appreciated so much.)

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster

(Sorry)

@JustALostM

"HAAHAH YES!"
"because faynynyn"
"I mean furnny"
"furry"
" GOD DAMN IT.funny"

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster

I'm looking forward hearing that pathetic little boy beg for his tragic excuse of a life

You're naughty Captian Hook, Tinker Bell's not big enough

I will kill you until you're dead

Are you a magic mushroom because you're making me grow

I'm going to invade Russia, Take care of things while I'm off killing

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster

Onlyminors.com

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster

Sometimes I ride the goat while swabbing the deck, and that is not a euphemism for anything.

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster

THE BUOYANCY OF MY BOAT IS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN!

@requiemisback

"i can't breathe in this mask-"
"i can breathe in mine, but damn are you lucky."
"did- did you just–"
"yeah."

@Pickles

"How am I doing? Like glue and whatever sense you can make out of that is accurate to how I'm feeling."

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster

I'll never understand Catholics

I think it tastes like a sandwich

That's a cute dog, It's good at the barking

All you have to do is show them your boobs, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW THEM YOUR BOOBS!!!

It is not drunk driving if you're just drinking wine

@Althalosian-is-the-father

singing “And that’s why the bees are dying!”
“Yeah!”

“I’m not very good at being black.”

“How do you open the toilet?”

“You don’t look like Shrek.”
“What?!”

@Althalosian-is-the-father

“That’s why Elvis made the jungle room. Because he had taste. It might have been bad taste, but he had it.”

“I have a burger?”

“Sauron has taste in wood!”

@spacebluelily

“Mouths are for something besides eating?”
“Do you know how fast you’re walking that dog? Stop right now!”
“I’m sure you’re confused. It’s ‘I don’t give a fuck about you’ not ‘I care a fuck about you’. “

@requiemisback

time for more speedpaint stream stuff

"my bones now have the consistency of literal sludge"
"imagine having bones"

"if he keeps this up, i'm gonna have to send him to horny jail"
"do it you fucking coward"
"YEAH! SEND THAT MAN TO WHERE HE BELONGS!!"

"look at that strong armor!"
"it's… just a dress"
"dresses take as much courage to wear in public as a suit of armor, mind you"

@Tidermelon