forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

tune

"Ah yes, the three genders: Boy, girl, and Sam."

I see nothing wrong with this statement

"Ah yes, human meat and sauerkraut. The forbidden Rueben."

"Everyone would die for sexy model man. I WOULD DIE for sexy model man."

"Well he'd probably kill you first"

"With all those mommy issues, how could she not be a lesbian?"

"I'll say I have a good sleep schedule but then something will send me spiraling and I'll be up at 3 am writing smut"

"Please make a Weapons Skill test to attack the retirement home nurse."

"Can't believe you just not-like-other-girls-ed a whole razor company

Not five minutes since my last quote later: "Listen, we haven't gone full murderhobo. We're only at assaulthobo, which sounds much cooler."

"JIMINY CRICKET!"
"Why'd you say that? Are you watching Disney?"
"Actually, it's a documentary about the French Revolution. It was merely an outcry of disbelief and disgust, toward their malevolent bloodshed."
". . .Okay."

Mood

"Babies, their skeletons are soft and fresh, and oh God, I sound like a cannibal."

“Bow to the tree.”
“..I was gonna eat it.”

“Here’s a little cup where I will put all the boys and girls.”

"You know a good child would get me coffee."
"I'm sorry to be a disappointment."
"Do you know how much money we spent on you today?"
"I'm sorry for being such an expensive disappointment."

"When you're a noodle with a head, the world is a scary place."

“I’m not a dog.”

"(Insert sisters name) is definitely going to commit murder someday"

Your chickens are trash
Your chickens are turkey

"Just so I get at least seven hours because i stare at a wall for hours before i can fall asleep"

"I swear, if that bear doesn't become the villain, I will riot."

“I blame Casper the friendly white supremacist.”
“That’s not a nice thing to say about your brother.”

"Your words of maternal guidance are penetrating the scalp, not unlike Selsun Blue."

"He knows Edd doesn't speak the mortal tongue."

Oh, experiencing white man problem, are we
It's a matter of gay or death

"Is it really roasted peanuts or is it sweat, beer, and barbeque?"