forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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story time

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"If you have a nose you must be a man of science."

"If you're taller than an asparagus I don't want you."

"Fuck Biden."
"Sounds kinda gay not gonna lie."

"I'm looking for a cold guy and a magic monkey."

"Incest is sexy? What?"
"Yeah but it makes great memes."

"I'm your husband?"
finger guns "Good job!"

"So wheres your nutty buddy for life?"
"Stop talking calling my wife that."

"They were terrible Jews."
"They were bears!"
"They strayed from the Lord!"

"I'm wearing my ~pedophile~ socks."

"We're getting rid of wives, and we think you'd be a good place to start, how did you get your wife, and how can we dispose of her?"

"That was your what?"
"My wife."
"No, I don't think you have one of those."

"What's marriage fraud?"
"Marriage fraud is where two men get- two women- anyone gets married-"

"The terror in his face really got my blood pumping. Thinking back on is practically enough to make me jizz

“You look like a mailbox.”

He's getting beat up by his two year self

Is it wrong to be sexually attracted to a dog?

“For all three of mine, I did the egg. I approve of torture.”

Drink my spit, you little
Is it gay to eat bee
You smoked all of it did you
Shot at a guy, I thought he was a twerking hot dog

Beat up a kindergarten, he was 5 years old

Sangwoo is happening

“I’m the President of the goddamn United States of America,” he exclaimed “and I won’t be denied my American right to freedom or a McFlurry

“Glutton free bread.”

"arson seems to be the most recurring joke of 2021"
"you're the most recurring joke of 2021"

"I saw some dude who looked exactly like that ghost from Harry Potter at church."
"Which one?"
"You know, the one with almost no head."
"HE WAS HEADLESS?"

d o u b l e d o d e c a g o n

"We must refrigerate the Snake Lord"
"As with all radishes"

this one has a story

“Is this a soda? Or… a KKK member!”

“Hugh Jackman! Sign my shoulder butt!”

"HORSE 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO"

"Don't thank me. I only did it to save any random passersby that might have been mortally sucked! And also because it was funny."

"i know he's a turtle but i swear, i think he'll be up to the job- okay, cool. bye."

But I stripped for madrid's peace!

It's not just a ecchi release

"I'm sorry but I'm not here to kill you. I promised my homeboy that I wouldn't do…you…know…the death."

"When Mr. Nye eats my booty respectfully"