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@Altar_Ego group

Crap, I'm allergic to bottle caps.
Look, I have a thing for boys in skirts.
If you say one more thing about birds pooping, I will murder you.
I will not get any grandmas.
I killed a very famous person.
NOBODY TOUCH MY KNIVES!
I am not eating another membrane.
Why are there 291 different ads for Clorox wipes.
When will Karl come out of his hole, I want to stab him!
Hey Siri, how to murder a child.
I CAN'T SEE YET.

@spacebluelily language

  • coughs Sweet Jesus, did you have to use the whole can?
  • It smells like a cat died in here. Are you making us eat dead cat meat?
  • If you clean up your language, I might consider putting in a good word for the both of you
  • You're just as fake as Ken Doll. And that's saying a lot
  • "Are you dead?" What kind of question is that?
  • Snitches be bitches
  • I'd rather die than date you
  • Sometimes I wonder, why were we evolved into such stupid beings?
  • You went all the way to Florida, just to buy that? When you could've just went to Target or the liquor to buy it?

@Luz_Noceda

"Well, sometimes you save all the people but the roller coaster still crashes into the ocean…and that's okay…"

Oh yeah Smoky-

@Yamatsu

I thought I was playing silent hill but suddenly pyramid head asked me on a date.

That seems like the opposite of a problem.

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster group

How the fuck did you mistake a teenager for a deer
We're talking about history and my nipples are about freeze off
Shut it Dane
That salesman in annoying as hell
Don't be surprised if the cold gives you a cold

@Tidermelon group

“And then he left to kill their neighbor.”

“He had just condemned a man to death because he’d had a bad hair day.”

“Good afternoon, good people. Your lives are about to change in a fundamental way. This food court has been selected for death.”

Scythe by Neal Shusterman is full of these. I mean, it’s about a dystopian utopia where special people have to go out and kill other people for the sake of survival, so… lots of death and death jokes. It’s a beautiful book and series, but there’s definitely lots of death.

@Starfast group

“And then he left to kill their neighbor.”

“He had just condemned a man to death because he’d had a bad hair day.”

“Good afternoon, good people. Your lives are about to change in a fundamental way. This food court has been selected for death.”

Scythe by Neal Shusterman is full of these. I mean, it’s about a dystopian utopia where special people have to go out and kill other people for the sake of survival, so… lots of death and death jokes. It’s a beautiful book and series, but there’s definitely lots of death.

That last quote reads like a direct quote from that series lol.

@HighPockets group

“And then he left to kill their neighbor.”

“He had just condemned a man to death because he’d had a bad hair day.”

“Good afternoon, good people. Your lives are about to change in a fundamental way. This food court has been selected for death.”

Scythe by Neal Shusterman is full of these. I mean, it’s about a dystopian utopia where special people have to go out and kill other people for the sake of survival, so… lots of death and death jokes. It’s a beautiful book and series, but there’s definitely lots of death.

That last quote reads like a direct quote from that series lol.

I read it and assumed it was a quote from the food court scene. Seems like something Goddard would've said lol

@Tidermelon group

“And then he left to kill their neighbor.”

“He had just condemned a man to death because he’d had a bad hair day.”

“Good afternoon, good people. Your lives are about to change in a fundamental way. This food court has been selected for death.”

Scythe by Neal Shusterman is full of these. I mean, it’s about a dystopian utopia where special people have to go out and kill other people for the sake of survival, so… lots of death and death jokes. It’s a beautiful book and series, but there’s definitely lots of death.

That last quote reads like a direct quote from that series lol.

I read it and assumed it was a quote from the food court scene. Seems like something Goddard would've said lol

Yes, in fact, it was! :) I haven’t finished yet, though (I’m on page 350-something, I don’t remember), so I’d appreciate it if you guys would hang on to the spoilers for me. Amazing book so far!