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Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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Do you want your penis to be ripped off

Oh yeah. That’s a goose. Its out for my flesh. Anyway, wanna catch a movie?

"Who wears a jean jacket to a murder?"

I was going to say an asshole but sure go ahead interrupt me and be gay that's fine

"Who wears a jean jacket to a murder?"

Jake Peralta

"eating in class has the same energy as eating at a funeral"
"i- it?? it doesn't though????"

"I hope the timeline where Jeremy Jordan was in The Greatest Showman is doing better than this one."

"if you kidnap a 18 year old is it kidnapping or adult napping?"
"its a case."

Illegal shit is my jam

"no Richie, you cant put Eddie on a leash and scream 'why you a touch my spaget' everytime someone makes physical contact with him."
"b-but-"
"I said no, Richie."
"whatever, fine"

"What Backyardigan are you?"

"Talal you sock, get off of me" "you look like a soggy paper cut"

"Well I ain't doing it for shits a giggles"
"Its all shits and giggles till someone giggles and shits"

"Castaways, we are castaways
Ahoy there, ahoy, we are castaways
We're stuck where we are
With no house, no car
Castaways, ahoy, we are castaways"

Simon: I physically can't tan
Miana: You look like you got wiped by Mr.Clean's magic eraser. ._.

"torch the centipede"
"NO DON'T DO IT"

"In space, nobody can hear you scream".

I mean, it's true tho

What if I'm in a spaceship with someone else

"In space, nobody can hear you scream".

I mean, it's true tho

What if I'm in a spaceship with someone else

they could probably hear you??
unless they consciously decide to ignore your screams

Miana→Αlucard: Rubs a wet sock all over your face

Get out of my sight, Holy Bitch

Me: -takes out a spoon-
Me: I need a volenteer -evil smirk-
Friend: uh ok..
Me: -Gently pokes friend with le spoon-
Me: I am spooning you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"Psst, psst dicks"

"Who wants to play the penis game?"

I can smell the hamburgers and arrogance over here, man
Maple Hockey!