forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"[squeezes clown nose] honk honk motherfucker"
"you whimsical piece of shit what the fuck does 'honk honk' mean now-"

If it's cannibalism and/or Prince Humperdink, you'll win.
Why are all my friends turing green?

Oh crap my fish

"They'd keep her inside because she'd be coming home high every night."

"SCRATCHED YOUR BUTT, SCRATCHED YOUR BUTT! I SCRATCHED YOUR BUTT!"

"an arc of the fucking bible"

Wait! This is only a dream!? I thought I was blowing this shit the fuck up for real. Now I got to start all over again.
Just kicked this dog cause he was trying to fight

"you dont see fred flintstone doing barney in the ass, do you?"

"She can't even crawl forwards, I think she's a little too young for therapy."

"I like Minnie's feet."

"he's a buff anti-smoking has-been waiting to happen"

"I definately named my child 'Little Girl'."
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"Oh no, I only have one leg left!"
"HOW DO YOU STILL HAVE ALL YOUR LIMBS?"

"Oh no, my nipples fell off!"

"Imagine a dark job orientation video."

"if you're resorting to grave digging, you need to find a different option"
"grave robbing is the question, and the answer is no"
"bro if it fucked the cat up this badly it wont end better for her- OH FOR FUCKS SAKE DUDE"

"I'M GOING TO BE SMOTED, THIS IS MY FINAL GOODBYE!!!"

There is no human language that can describe how disappointed I am
I wonder what it's like to eat a live squid
Well we were fetuses when that happened

Not live. Cruel. Dead raw though.

The dead man is uninjured

You better not tell anyone what happened or I'm going to North Korea your asses

"Kentucky fried child! Here, Kentucky fried child!"

"It's a lucrative business."
"What? The cult industry?"
"Yeah."

I never thought I'd be comparing liver cirrhosis to a battlefield.

"It's only been an hour and we've executed the fucking Cookie Monster on stream."

"Round and round the seizure goes! Where it stops? Nobody knows!"