forum Forum game: Make a wish!

Started February 22, 2019 by @m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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It's fixed, except now it's not yours
I wish I were taller

But you fill up on dog food
I wish I could make people happy

But ypu do it with drugs.
Wish I was a cat.

Granted. You are a blind, deaf, hairless stray cat.
I wish I wasn't depressed

Granted! I'm here for you.
But I'm always busy.

I wish I weren't.

You get taller, but hit your head on doorways

I wish I could cure depression and hug people through computer screens

It's fixed, except now it's not yours
I wish I were taller

You now have 12-foot knees
I wish I could sing really well

It's fixed, except now it's not yours
I wish I were taller

You now have 12-foot knees
I wish I could sing really well

You can, but your singing lures people to their deaths like a siren.
I wish I were skinnier.

You get taller, but hit your head on doorways

I wish I could cure depression and hug people through computer screens

Granted, but every person whose depression you've cured is now traumatized from an unexpected computer screen hug
I wish I was smarter

You get taller, but hit your head on doorways

I wish I could cure depression and hug people through computer screens

Granted, but every person whose depression you've cured is now traumatized from an unexpected computer screen hug
I wish I was smarter

But only in what doesn't matter.
I wish American school systems didn't suck

Granted, but every person whose depression you've cured is now traumatized from an unexpected computer screen hug

…That is extremely accurate

You get taller, but hit your head on doorways

I wish I could cure depression and hug people through computer screens

Granted, but every person whose depression you've cured is now traumatized from an unexpected computer screen hug
I wish I was smarter

But only in what doesn't matter.
I wish American school systems didn't suck

There is now no American school system. It can't suck if it doesn't exist.
I wish I could write a good novel.

And the only copy is burned and all the files erased
I wish I could fly

You can fly, but you now have a crippling fear of heights. I actually did this to one of my characters lmao

I wish my cat loved me.

Your cat loves you, but you have suddenly lost all love for your cat.

I wish I could make my dad proud

Of all your siblings except for you
I wish I can sleep in a little later

But then sleep all day, and end up awake at night, and still not get enough sleep
I wish I knew how clothing worked so I could actually draw it

Granted, but you have to go to bed later.

I wish that I could see my cousin's wife and children who I haven't met(like i've met my cousin but not the wife and children)

And still make it look absolutely terrible
I wish none of my things clashed

Granted. They melt together instead.
I wish that I could meet Daisy Ridley.

And then die of a heart attack before you could talk to her
I wish I can commit to one idea

But you also commit murders.
I wish that I could hit those sweet sweet high notes.

And break your vocal cords in the process
I wish school is less stupid

School becomes less stupid, but you get less intelligent.
I wish I could help people

And then they all hate you
I wish lunch breaks can be longer

But so is school
I wish this chat could become as positive as the other forum games I'm in

And they all of the positive ones die
I wish I can stop procrastinating

Granted. You do everything immediately, but fail at everything you do.

I wish wish I could write really good music that people like and perform it well.