forum Forum game: Make a wish!

Started February 22, 2019 by @m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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Granted, but you can only write it in alto clef

I wish that my dammed migraine would go away

It does, but so does your brain

I wish I didn’t press the post reply before making a wish

Granted, but both comments still show up

I wish that I had gravitar so i could change my pfp

Granted, but you don't have Notebook

I wish I had a better sense of humor instead of just the slightly offensive jokes my family shares (don't judge)

But everyone judges you for it
I wish I can actually think before I speak more

(same) You think, but can't actually speak

I wish I could exercise without breaking every limb in one average push-up

You don't, but you break your bones

I wish I can learn more languages

But they're all unused by humanity
I wish my siblings would stop trying to ruin my life in small ways

But you get really bad hiccups instead
I wish school cans stop giving us stupid tests

Granted, but now they make you run laps everyday instead.
I wish I had my own room.

Full of dead rats
I wish words count essays don't exist

Granted but page count still does exist.
I wish I was free.

Of life
I wish it's easier to find the songs I like but don't know the names of

Wish granted but all the songs you find will have an incessant buzzing noise in the background.
I wish my homework would magically do itself.

But none of the answers will be right.
I wish I didn't have to wake up so early in the morning

But you can't sleep at all
I wish swimming training isn't so early in the morning

Granted, it is now at 11:00 PM.
I wish I wouldn't cough so much.

Granted, but you now can't stop sneezing.
I wish my neck wasn't so sore.

Granted, but now the rest of your body is sore.
I wish I wasn't single :/

Granted, but you end up with an abusive partner
I wish the site was less dead

But you are more dead
I wish I'm not so tired everyday

Wish granted but that's because you are always asleep.
I wish that my teachers wouldn't be such butt heads and give us loads of assignments and teach way to fast for me to follow.

But they go so slow that you'll be 50 years old when you finish the curriculum for your current year
I wish school filters are less stupid

Wish granted but that's just because they got smarter.
I wish that I didn't have to go to school and I already knew everything in the whole world so I'd be super smart.