forum Forum game: Make a wish!

Started February 22, 2019 by @m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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Granted, but I sure hope you've never drawn any horror art or villainous characters… That won't go over well
I wish I had a decent sense of humor

Granted, but no one laughs at your jokes.
I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Granted, but you would have the effects of not sleeping.
I wish I could never be late to class again.

Granted but you are now always an hour early.
I wish I could eat whatever and not get sick.

Granted, now you can't drink anything without getting sick.
I wish I could do more good for the people I love.

Granted, but nothing good happens to you in return (I'm sorry.)
I wish I could draw guys, cause I can't seem able to (I can draw girls fine but the male anatomy is ten times more difficult with all those muscles!)

Granted, but you can't draw girls

I wish I could hug all of you

And the be permanently attached to the one of us
I wish I'm not in a timezone where I'm asleep when everyone else is awake

Granted but now everyone is asleep when your awake, which is always.
I wish my Physics homework could go die in a hole.

And their ghost will haunt you
(I feel you, mate)
I wish my maths teacher can be less pancaking stupid

Granted, but now you're pancaking stupid
I wish I had a pet chinchilla who never dies

Granted, but that's because it's possessed by a demon and it will slowly eat your fingers off as you sleep.
I wish my room was magically clean.

Granted, but everything's just hiding in your closet
I wish I could meet NerdECrafter and we'd both live

Granted. But everyone else dies.
I wish that A Sorcery of Thorns would come out sooner.

But you die before that happens
I wish I can type faster

Granted, but you lose your fingers.
I wish that the rest of The Stormlight Archive would come out at this very moment, so I could read them all and have a good excuse to not do my homework. (Real life though, I honestly might die before the next seven books come out, seeing as it takes him like three years to write each book.)

You also go blind this very moment
I wish stuff in general is less stupid

(Cruel move. So very cruel.) Granted, but now you live alone on the moon.
I wish that I was a master at everything.

Except staying alive
I wish I can digital art

Granted but now you can't do any other type of art.
I wish you'd stop killing me off. :'(

So I kill everyone else off instead
I wish I can be less morbid

You be less morbid, but everyone around you dies a horrible painful death as you watch
I wish my hot cocoa had delicious marshmallows that aren’t poisoned

Wish granted, but it is REALLY hot cocoa and it'll burn your face off if you so much as take a sip of it. (and it doesn't cool down)
I wish that I could do everything, from being invincible, to being able to save everyone around me. (So basically, I'm a god.)

Everyone around you dies
I wish my fandom is less dead and all the creators from years ago all come back

Wish granted, but then you change fandoms
I wish I was an interesting person